Lung Cancer

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make.
Person: *Opens na noor* do you have lung cancer?
Walter: My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make.
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Cancer diet

A new diet where you get stage 4 cancer, and lose all the weight in 2-3 months, depending on the prognosis.
I just went on the cancer diet; can’t wait to show off my rockin casket Bod.
by arnie123 January 30, 2019
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ChokeOut Cancer

ChokeOut Cancer in a Non-Profit Organization dedicated to the fight against Cancer. Who better to fight Cancer than top MMA Athletes from around the world. www.facebook.com/chokeoutcancer
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by Youssefpour November 21, 2011
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testicular cancer

Hurts like BALLS. Actually, just plain hurts balls.
OOUUUUGHH! I've got testicular cancer!
by i'm+awesome May 13, 2006
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terminal cancer

what you call someone or something when that certain thing or person makes you want to kys
Gabe: I just ranked up to Silver III in CS:GO
Eric: Nice, how long have you had it?
Gabe: 2 years
Eric: You are literally terminal cancer
by DiamondMinerMC May 13, 2016
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cancer merchant

One who sells cigaretts
by Jay October 02, 2003
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SERF Cancer

Smooth endoplasmic rectilum functioning cancer. It causes lipids to stop being produced by the smooth endoplasmic rectilum, depriving red blood cells from essential fats. This causes red blood cells to collapse, especially in the facial areas, causing redness and also resulting in severe sunburn and peeling of skin. Eventually will result in cellular necrosis causing death. This cancer appears to be genetically caused and has only been found in aboriginal Australians however there is one case of it appearing in a male welsh tourist
He has passed away from SERF Cancer
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