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Covfefe

An expression meaning to not give a single solitary shit about something one has said or done.

KOH-FAY-FAY
Friend: 'Hey man, I just got married!'

You: 'Covfefe'

Media: 'We don't approve of your presidency'
Trump: 'Covfefe'
by AAAAthats4As June 1, 2017
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Reference Mexico: Operation Covfefe is underway.
Code: Moustache

Challenge: Gringo has a large moustache
Reply: I have no scissors
by Stu05 June 2, 2017
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When an all-nighter becomes pointless cuz you're pretty much delirious, not thinking clearly, slower than usual, and perhaps losing your grip on reality.
"Probably gonna fail my exam, but I can't stay up longer. It's pointless. I'm starting to covfefe."
by OliveJuice June 1, 2017
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Covfefe

noun) A state of inability to be responsible for one's own actions, as deemed socially unacceptable, while still maintaining a self-deluded belief of mental stability and intelligence.

adjective) Unintelligible to a point of ridicule.

interjection) Expression indicating a resignation of attempt at clarity, often used to emphasize the futility of an idea or truncate a sentence that has lost meaning for the writer. Despite being an interjection, it is rarely used with an exclamation mark, as the word is self-deprecating.
used as noun) "People in covfefe houses shouldn't throw covfefe." - Hillary Clinton

used as adjective) "You're not you when you're covfefe" - SNICKERS Australia

used as interjection) "Despite the constant negative press covfefe" - Donald Trump
by Griddlockk June 2, 2017
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The level of caffeine deficiency when you doze off in the middle of a tweet.
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Covfefe: Coverage of information mainly by mainstream media fake news.
To improve its ratings, CNN hasdecided to covfefe.

The covfefing of MSM has increased the public's desire to search for alternative media.
by Cana25 July 12, 2017
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Acronym for 45's mantra: Carry On Very Fine Excellent Finest Earthling
"When things go bad," said the President, "I say to myself covfefe. It reminds me that I am the finest human ever to exist, and to persist."
by UtopianJ June 1, 2017
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