Thumb Correctional Facility

A prison in Michigan where assholes whose names are Nick reside
Person1:Hey you know Nick?
Person2:Yeah! He smokes crack and I had sex with him and I'm only 14! and he's 19!!
Person1: that one sick pedophile bastard! he belong in da thumb correctional facility yo!
by crackamalibu December 31, 2010
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correction erection

When that one friend in your group who knows far too much about everything, gets so excited in anticipation of correcting you that an erection is imminent or current.

Often proceeding the words “well technically”.
He totally got. Correction erection when he corrected you about ancient Asian history.
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Drunk Correct

When drunk texting your friends, autocorrect turns your texts into complete and utter nonsense.
My phone Drunk Corrected me last night. It said "Are u Coi have no clue lol" I think I meant I have no clue.

Total drunk correct: "I am home. I drank. A lot. I might puke in the morbid. Door is unlocked. Up to u if u cone over. I sleep now."
by Rinrin0303 March 07, 2011
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Correction Slap

Whilst someone is doing wrong to themself or someone else you slap them with your palm onto their forehead
by snjgaming September 22, 2011
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Redneck Correct

I don't speak Spanish, I speak Mexican. Sorry I'm just being redneck correct
by Redneck(69) April 15, 2020
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Correct-faced

Someone who does an action without caring for its consequences, and smiles while dealing with them.
Selma is a correct-faced girl, she left the classroom smiling while the teacher is explaining the lesson. Our teacher was astonished at her behavior!
by DewOfTheBasil March 23, 2023
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Auto-Correct

This stereotype is the type of person that can't under any circumstance accept that anything is a joke, for example you say something like "yo momma so thin she slide under the door, not open it up!" And Auto Correct instead of laughing would barge into the conversation and start saying something like "My mom is not thin, she is healthy and average weight." And autocorrect may be right technically, but at what cost?
The neighborhood Auto-Correct can not take a joke! Can't he tell I was kidding?
by Kingdom Miracle November 30, 2020
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