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Jac on the cob

This is someone who’s very very important to the people around them. Although they may not see it themself they are a good looking, amazing, caring, funny person who deserves the world. They’re the kind of person to help you even if they’re not doing great themself. You’re a lucky person if you get a Jac on a cob as a best mate. You should look after them and make them happy. Show them that they’re loved and cared for as sometimes they fail to see that for themself. Remind them not to let others bring them down because people who don’t treat them with respect aren’t worth changing themself over. Although usually they’re one of the best people to Go to for help or to cheer you up, sometimes they need cheering up too. Don’t become dependent on them as they might need help too. It’s ok to be sad, reassure them that you’re here for them. Overall jac on the cobs are honestly one of the best kind of people. You need to help them realise that. They’re never ugly. They’re never selfish. They’re never useless. They’re never unworthy of being loved and cared about. they’re amazing people.
by BethAnIceCube May 22, 2018
mugGet the Jac on the cobmug.

virgin corn on the cob

You take a hard cock and jam it into the core of corn so hard you pop the core out, if you do it fast enough the kernels don't have enough time to realize the core is gone and stick to your cock. Then have your girlfriend eat off the kernels.
"hey dude I tried that virgin corn on the cob with my gf last night, she got so excited she accidentally bit me."
by BlueGemini January 22, 2024
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Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.
When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.
by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024
mugGet the Half ham cobmug.

Dusky cob

Black penis. Phallus with the characteristics of dusk. The genitals of a man of a darker complexion
Did you see the dusky cob on that feller
by anonymous November 18, 2020
mugGet the Dusky cobmug.

Corn On My Cob

When a women gives the best oral sex you could ever have. (NO BITING)
Her: Did you enjoy that?
Me: Yeah it was a Corn on my Cob for me
by Devin92140 December 11, 2018
mugGet the Corn On My Cobmug.

Cob On The Corn

When the cob grows on corn instead of vice versa.
Dude, harvest was great this year, i got a cob on the corn.
by SkeppsRåtta September 4, 2017
mugGet the Cob On The Cornmug.

dick cob

When a female wants to have sex but your dick wont and can't get hard.
She wanted to fuck but I had dick cob
by Derpflapper July 17, 2017
mugGet the dick cobmug.

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