Cob

Related too or describing ones dick.

Dude that guy’s got a massive cob.

by Angry cob September 26, 2021

California Corn Cob

When your girlfriend bites down on your forearm and pretends to eat it or take a bite out of it. Can also describe hickeys on the forearm.

“Are you in a biting mood baby? Do you need a California Corn Cob?”

by Augustguy10 February 18, 2021

Corn on the cob

The action of having your girl give you dome after you did anal and got corn on your dick from her Chipotle burrito or bowl earlier in the day. In order to achieve corn on the cob, anal must take place exactly 8 hours and 30 minutes after the consumption of a Chipotle bowl or burrito.

We did it so dirty last night, I did corn on the cob to finish him

by anonymous December 2, 2021

Cob On The Corn

When the cob grows on corn instead of vice versa.

Dude, harvest was great this year, i got a cob on the corn.

by SkeppsRåtta September 4, 2017

dick cob

When a female wants to have sex but your dick wont and can't get hard.

She wanted to fuck but I had dick cob

by Derpflapper July 17, 2017

COBS

An amazing person

Wow you are so cobs

by Cherrylucky1267 April 19, 2022

Cob

A situation in which ones undergarments are being sucked into ones anus. This will usually require going in after it by tugging on the outside of your jeans, shorts or costume. Sometimes a wiggle of the shitter will derail even the most stubborn of cobs.

Why are you picking at your anus Bill? Bill replied, "I have a cob."

by major inglish May 20, 2014