Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.

Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.

by Lothar January 14, 2018

Steve Cobs

Another word for popcorn.

Suitcase: I never knew dead abusive fathers like steve cobs could taste so good!

Knife: I know, right? Want some butter?

Suitcase: Sure, babe!

by TrophyxTissues :3 December 11, 2024

You eat the corn and the cob

To physically eat the corn and the entire cob.

Hey Lisa! You eat the corn and the cob.

by Dr.Elmo October 29, 2020

off cob

When one is to go so crazy in any particular activity that there kernels are to fall out.

"That was fucking off cob dude"

by Westy Jesus March 24, 2017

Cob Cannon

A upgrade plant in the tower defence game "Plants vs. Zombies" that requires two Kernel-pults in order to plant, plus it can be used to fire explosive corn cobs to deal colossal damage to zombies.

"I survived 30 flags worth with my Cob Cannon strategy."

by TestUser999 December 18, 2021

Cob Cannon

A plant in the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which is an upgrade plant which requires 2 Kernel-pults to set down, but fires a huge explosive corncob at anywhere you target on the screen.

"I always love Cob Cannons because Survival Endless is super easy with this powerful plant!"

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.

When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.

by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024