butt whisperer

Brown nosing and promoting oneself by gossip and talk with manangement with a whisper so as not to alert other employees

I saw him butt whisperering with the boss after he got the gossip about the new girl stealing

by johniv July 1, 2011

weed butt

What you get after consuming a marijuana edible and all your farts smell of weed.

Sam: "I smell weed.. Did someone just smoke?"
Frodo: "Nah man, Merry just has a really bad case of weed butt."

by gandgastman October 16, 2013

Sharty Mustard Butt

When somebody sharts in their underwear and wallows around in it for a long period of time. The color and texture resembles a mustard like substance.

Brian is a sharty mustard butt.

by KrissyNJbo June 19, 2010

spank my butt and call me Nancy

to punctuate desperation in order to change a circumstance

Attending a tedious cocktail party from which Billy D finds himself pinned in a conversation from which there is no relief. Standing there, minute after minute, taking it all in and wanting nothing more that to be home in bed; he feels his stomach turn and tighten, cold and sweat outline him, he wants out; his Gucci suit minimizes. His scalp itches and hots up suffocating under the conversation and the people. Suddenly, a well-groomed accountant next to him barks out, "Current data from my data extrapolated to further the outcomes on the Harrington Report confirms a speculation that the market trend should ..." At that point, Billy D. has his Dickens’ moment; his steamed brain snaps. A growling hum exits his thorax inexplicably. The accountant eyes him -- a dik dik to an approaching lion. Billy D. holds the accountant’s eyes way too long in primeval contact. He raises his eyebrows up and down as the masturbator in Dostoyevsky’s famous novel . He wanted the floor; he wanted to express something real; now he had the floor and total control; they were fixated. Then he let go the phrase that would end his tenure at the conversation hell-school of life and liberate him from their hold now and forever. He gave it up, loud and proud in rainbow fashion, "Well, spank my butt and call me Nancy." And that was it. It was all over. Their grip on him came crashing down. What he was in others' eyes now permitted him to leave the group without question or guilt forever it would be different.

by Royal Wulff October 11, 2013

butt dipping

to buttdip is to take an object and scoop out someones rectum/anus for a sexual pleasure. most often used by a spoon or any scoop type item. after the remains is scooped out the other person eats it

Adam is butt dipping amanda with an icescream scoop, and he is now eating it.

by The Shiv April 20, 2009

pp in her butt

when you pp in her butt but she gay.

him: amma pp in her butt
her: I'm gay, but it's fine cuz ima a whore

by dicsuccer November 12, 2019

Muskox Butt

Describes the rear end of the largest unattractive female(s) in the office. They often travel in packs.

That accounting intern has a muskox butt. Stay back when she turns around or you may get a temporary but unfortunate beard.

by PermanentHarassmentZone July 7, 2009