Bro

A bro is almost always a white teenage boy. The title 'bro' probably emerges from the 'brotherly' nature of such people. They are usually impossibly close friends with a small group of males, said to be as close as 'brothers.' Hence the term 'bro.' They typically lose the title of 'bro' when going on to college or other auspices of 'pwnage' or '0wnage.' However, this is a sad irony considering many bros have been born and raised in the same environment their whole life and as such are well-taken care of ninnies who work out alot and obsess about their appearance. Therefore, they do not often advance to a genuine 'college' setting.

A bro is typically seen sporting all the latest and most expensive brands of clothing. A bro will make his parents go to the furthest extent of financial deploritude to pay for such clothing. Bros almost inevitably end up dating bitches, who are usually pretty hot. But, more or less on the mental level of an insect. However, their extreme 'hotness' redeems them from any serious character scrutiny, and actually boosts the social position of the bro they have chosen to date.

Overall, a bro will conform to the extremest extent of fashion, behavior, humor, and religious beliefs or moral values of their immediate community, mostly from fear or failure to critically think.
A good example of a bro would be Spencer Pratt; he is exceptionally good-looking, also exceptionally retarded and has a skill for getting his ass kicked by Al Roker. Also, he is a good example because his girlfriend is hot, and very, very stupid. Together they are known as Speidi. (Heidi+Spencer)
by Mr. B. Jenner October 21, 2009
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A bra for a man. Usually for a fat kid with tits. Not really real but it is used a lot because of their tits obviously.
Hey that fat ass needs a bro his tits are bigger than ur moms.
by cris e April 02, 2006
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The Miami version of a "chunt". A way to call every LATINO a straight up Paisa.. meaning straight tacky from their country!!! These people always begin every sentence with the word bro. For those who live in Miami, bro's are usually girls, and they reside in Kendall, mostly in West Kendall. They have nothin interesting to talk about and if they're not talkin shit about some other bro, then they're out gettin f*cked by every guy in Kendall. They are usually Colombian, Peruvian, or Cuban.
BRO: "omg bro, i was around Hammocks u no, and like i saw Jessica, u no, and like, yo bro, shes a hoe for real."
by SomeBoi August 31, 2005
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A guy who wears polo shirts, kahkies, sandles and have short haircuts. Usually high or drunk all of the time. They spend most of their time in parks playing ultimate frisbee with other bros or driving their bro-mobiles around the township. Other activities include drinking, smoking, snorting, bro-ing, bro-mobiling, getting the latest Abercrombie gear and once again bro-ing. Also prefered beverage is Matti Lites and playing poker with Maecrobs.
If I were a bro I would drive a bro mobile

Hey did you see those bros we just passed, they were wearing sandles

Jordan: Were those Keezys or bros?
Rob: Maybe Maecrobs, but I think bros cause they had Matti Lites sandles and frisbees
Maecrob: Chyeah, I saw boff
by Jordan_Cowen September 09, 2008
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What a maori calls another maori. New Zealand maori only (If your not a NZ maori and say it you will sound stupid)
by Leoleoleo November 29, 2006
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bro-to-bro

1) noun-the act of have a heart to heart conversation with your bros.
2) adverb-state of being between two bros
3) noun-a productive conversation between two bros
1) I just wanted to hear it bro-to-bro

2) A: Bro I hear you wanna get it in with girl

B: Totally bro, I'm gunna need some help tho.

A: I will wingman for you dude no worries

B: thanks bro. that was a great Bro-to-Bro.

3) A: bro (friend) is having serious problems wat are we gonna do

B:i think its time to have a bro to bro with (friend)
by MikeySpags June 22, 2011
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a word you can use to describe your homie homies--- a word that can be used to describe swodey people
hey bro bro can you get me some onions
by kunz_swodey March 05, 2019
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