Tom Waits Breakfast

Buying two cans of sweet tea in the morning, pouring whiskey from your flask into aforementioned sweet tea. Tom Waits Breakfast.

You: Why are you pouring that whiskey from your flask into that can of sweet tea at 10:00 am?
Me: I'm making myself a Tom Waits Breakfast
You: Can I have one?
Me: Sure.

by Mr.Nick23 July 12, 2011

breakfast bomb

Syrup in a shotglass dropped into milk and chugged to get the day started.

Son, I'm tired... go fill up the shot glass with da sizzurp and get me a glass of milk. Daddy's 'bout to start the day wit a breakfast bomb.

by kalihimoke March 5, 2008

breakfast beer

a beer with a low alcohol content, usually in a can, that goes well with bacon and eggs

I know it's 8:30 am, but it's just a breakfast beer!

by sircasey February 15, 2009

Zombie breakfast

(noun)

1. The early morning meal you consume after accidentally waking up at 2:30 AM and misreading your alarm clock.

2. Anything eaten while one is mid sleepwalk.

1. Algeria: Hey Djibouti. You hungry?
Djibouti: Nah man. I already ate. Misread my alarm clock at 2:30 AM and thought it was time for class. I'd eaten a Zombie breakfast by the time I realized my mistake.

2. Luxembourg: What happened to all the cereal?
France: Dude, I think it fell victim to your Zombie breakfast. You were sleepwalking all over the place.

by oryaknownot April 9, 2010

Breakfast Boner

When a male inserts his erect penis into a fresh everything bagel. He then proceeds to toast the bagel, butter it, and serve it to his female partner.

Chip: What did you have for breakfast this morning Sally?
Sally: Well, I woke up late, so Dave whipped me up a quick breakfast boner for the road.

by Hughseff November 9, 2013

Breakfast pudding

The sweet breakfast element you eat after your breakfast main course or savoury dish.

Gerald fancied a bit of breakfast pudding after his Marmite on toast, and headed straight for the Nutella jar.

by Breakfast pudding May 8, 2014

wet breakfast

Someone who rarely has anything interesting to say and is generally a bit lacking in substance. A person one would not want to get stuck talking to at a party.

I do hope I'm not seated next to Shaun again; he's such a wet breakfast.

by erkod March 5, 2017