a tall brown–haired athletic DIRTY FUCKING JEW unless im the only jewish brayden. Proud to be anywhere and is emotionful. Knows how to care for people. loves memes and a proud skooma dealer.
1.Me: Goodbyes are so awkward do I go in for a kiss.
Cashier: please take your food sir.
2. Aberdolph Hortler did nothing wrong.
3. Normies get Out... RRREEEEEEEEEEE
4. oh my god what the fuuuuck
oh brayden give me THE SUCC you gorgeous piece of jewish trash
Cashier: please take your food sir.
2. Aberdolph Hortler did nothing wrong.
3. Normies get Out... RRREEEEEEEEEEE
4. oh my god what the fuuuuck
oh brayden give me THE SUCC you gorgeous piece of jewish trash
by AJewishNazi August 17, 2017

A fruity bitch who happens ti be your bf
by Kyaaaaa.cait October 11, 2023

by loonaOutsoldYouFlop December 19, 2022

Brayden Calmona is the best guy you'll ever encounter. He's so funny and the sweetest guy. Brayden always knows how to make someone laugh. He's the most handsome man anyone has ever laid their eyes on. Once you see he's shining smile, you'll immediately fall in love. The best thing you could ever receive from Brayden Calmona is a warm hug.
by emmagrace119 October 20, 2019

by taylor leila hickling May 19, 2023

brayden is one of the funniest people you will ever meet, he is sweet but can it get bad when it is necessary. he has a huge heart and an even bigger sense of humor he can make you laugh even on your darkest days, he is the light the shines on you whenever your down and makes sure you’re okay. do i even need to mention his looks? he is one of the hottest guys you’ll meet and loves compliments. brayden is an AMAZING friend and best friend, and an even better partner. if you ever date or meet a brayden don’t let them go become their friend and even better, become their boyfriend. he will make you the happiest person in the world and make sure that your safe and protected even if he doesn’t seem that way. they are also really athletic and love to make jokes even if they are really bad. never let a brayden go i promise you won’t regret it.
shelby: i met this guy last night, he was hilarious and he even plays sports.
maddie: was his name brayden?
shelby: yeah actually
maddie: good never let him go
shelby: bettttt
maddie: was his name brayden?
shelby: yeah actually
maddie: good never let him go
shelby: bettttt
by anonymous December 18, 2021

There are two definitions;
1. As said by m3rkmus1c, Brayden is a family friendly kid who loves to play to play Roblox. He’s seen in many videos, and typically has a high pitched voice.
2. A kid who is obsessed with anime, and is often called a “weeb”, but denies it
1. As said by m3rkmus1c, Brayden is a family friendly kid who loves to play to play Roblox. He’s seen in many videos, and typically has a high pitched voice.
2. A kid who is obsessed with anime, and is often called a “weeb”, but denies it
1. Grayson: Hey what’s up guys!! It’s Brayden here with family friendly robloxxxxx!!
Sam: Dude Tyler, Grayson is literally pulling a Brayden right now, that’s hilarious!
2. Brayden: I was watching this anime the other day, and you wouldn’t believe the plot twist it had!
Logan: Oh my god dude!! Stop pulling a Brayden, you’re such a weeb!
Sam: Dude Tyler, Grayson is literally pulling a Brayden right now, that’s hilarious!
2. Brayden: I was watching this anime the other day, and you wouldn’t believe the plot twist it had!
Logan: Oh my god dude!! Stop pulling a Brayden, you’re such a weeb!
by Hitler's Pussy May 31, 2018
