I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!

Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.

by Hym Iam November 3, 2022

People born on a thursday

gay.

People born on a thursday means that the person born on a thursday is 100% gay.
eg.:
p1: hi, im born on a thursday.
p2: gay

by seeeeecy March 11, 2024

Born

Coming to the world

She was born on March 9th

by 459395 April 10, 2023

why was you born

You was born because your mum wasn’t on birth control and your dad didn’t have enough money for a condom. Sorry to say but your adopted

Chad: aye why was you born
Brad: because my parents went to sex education

by Hey birch December 8, 2020

Born on a Sunday

Gay, a secret way of saying someone's gay

Taken from the last line that one old poem "Monday's Child is Fair of Face"
"A child born on the Sabbath day is bonnie and blithe and good and gay"

Jennifer: Craig's kinda cute, dontchya think?
Dani: Yeah but he's...yknow... born on a Sunday
Jennifer: Oohhh nevermind then

by Cecilll August 8, 2017

Born to be

It’s when you’re born or be something

You were born to be a singer

by You know me already October 20, 2020

2010 born

often stereotyped as annoying Fortnite kids and some of us do fit that description but not all of us fuck I hated Fortnite when it bc popular and I played BOTW Splatoon watched Zackscotgames that shit was fire Fortnite is cringe

we also afrfe called gen alpha bc of these dumb boomers online when we fucking arent heck we are 13 this year we are too old for cocomelon heck I never even knew what coocmelon was until the pandemic when my younger cousins watched it and I never got any devices until the age of 8 in 2018 - a 2010 born
media 2010 born :

media 2010 born #1:hI gUyS I fINishED playING foRTNITE iMA hOP on p*rnHub and watch some cornographic videos!!
I hate good video games and I love cocomelon!!! (insert 69 trillion billion racial slurs)
media 2010 born #2: sURE leTS wATCH 18+ vIDEOS

actual 2010 borns:

2010 born 1:hey bruh u wanna watch The Owl House that shit is fire
2010 born 2: sure lets play splatoon after that and then hang on Discord

2010 born 2: what's that noise
2010 born 1: thats my dumbass brother doing weird things after watching elsagate fetish videos
2010 born 2: gross that shit is cringe what happened to the edgy idubbz viewers
2010 born 1: yeah true af
2010 born 3: yo you wanna go to my house and stay there
2010 born 1 and 2: okay
(they have fun time)

I am a 2010 born

by TakoTheMemer November 13, 2023