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Book God

A slang term for a(teacher/guard/adult) at school who's caught the most niggas at a high school and has probably booked your homies.
Oh shit yall better fuck outa here book god is coming......

I hear book god caught 6 ppl juuling at once.......
by Anime is fucking gay 666 June 6, 2018
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Book Sniffer

A title for those who love smelling paper chemicals. Some prefer the rustic nostalgia of old books while others prefer the newly manufactured editions. These people may or may not actually like the content of the books they’re sniffing but nonetheless, that’s not what matters. School textbooks and dictionaries are also game.
A Book Sniffer is basically someone who likes smelling books. Obviously.

Person A: *sees someone inhaling

paper fumes religiously next to them, walks away*

Person B: *still sniffing euphorically *

Person C: *starts sniffing a book about drug addicts*

Person B: “You get it!”
by BootyDunkaDunkDunk June 15, 2018
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Toilet Booking

Booking a reservation for the Toilet to avoid long lines,ruckus,hassle, etc.
Why is the line for the toilet so long? I should've done Toilet Booking so I could get a reservation.
by CreatorOfAllMemes September 1, 2016
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The Book of Han

This is a book of the Boble, by the Cult of Bob the Almighty, otherwise known as Bob the Lord. This book mainly focuses on being Bob’s faithful servant, and the will to die for Bob.
The Book of Han in the Boble is very important, as it states that true followers will die for Bob.
by LegendaryWølf April 8, 2022
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Book Hustler

An aggressive enterprising author that believes in a hypothesized ideology in order to benefit financially and publicly through the perception of reputation.
John Doe sells books that promote his belief that frogs evolve into horses. Because John Doe's claim hasn't been verified from an official consensus this makes John Doe a book hustler.
by Bigmelwalter June 25, 2016
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Book hobo

(verb) To hang out in a book store reading a book that you do not intend to buy. Used most commonly with manga.

(noun) One who book hoboes.

The hobo part of the term is derived from either the fact that you are mooching, you are to cheap or penniless to pay for the book, or you don't plan on giving the book a home.
Zack: So what did you do this weekend?
Hikaru: I book hoboed at Borders.
Zack: Yeah, they have a groovy manga section.
by our golden kazoo March 8, 2008
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book blocked

When your friend is too busy reading their book to spend time with society. This includes anything from not leaving the house to not responding to a text.
"Hey can Max come to the party?" "No, he book blocked me."
by BookNerd9001 July 25, 2018
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