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1: Yes, it is old money. It's all old money
2:This is woman heaven. Lots of little preppy asthetic stores and infinite starbucks.
This however does not mean that the woman are of quality. Anyone dating a bethesda or potomac resident is to be deemed a lost cause.
3: Because bethesda citizens make 20 figures on their onlyfans and white mom dance gym business, all of their kids are eternally hooked on vapes or weed because they dont run out of funds to stop.
4: Yes, their parents bought them that car.
5: Remember that they have never faced any real hardship in life. Do not be suprised seeing white girls protest racial inequality while the minority kids laugh at them.
6: ULTRA liberal. All the boys are fruity and all the girls finger each other in the bathroom stalls.
I reccommend that if you see a bethesda resident, stare at them, eyes wide, imposingly. This will cause them to enter white victim mode and they will zip up their purse and walk much faster, avoiding any contact with them.
Oh, did i tell you?
They're all white, regardless of their actual skin tone.
1: Yes, it is old money. It's all old money
2:This is woman heaven. Lots of little preppy asthetic stores and infinite starbucks.
This however does not mean that the woman are of quality. Anyone dating a bethesda or potomac resident is to be deemed a lost cause.
3: Because bethesda citizens make 20 figures on their onlyfans and white mom dance gym business, all of their kids are eternally hooked on vapes or weed because they dont run out of funds to stop.
4: Yes, their parents bought them that car.
5: Remember that they have never faced any real hardship in life. Do not be suprised seeing white girls protest racial inequality while the minority kids laugh at them.
6: ULTRA liberal. All the boys are fruity and all the girls finger each other in the bathroom stalls.
I reccommend that if you see a bethesda resident, stare at them, eyes wide, imposingly. This will cause them to enter white victim mode and they will zip up their purse and walk much faster, avoiding any contact with them.
Oh, did i tell you?
They're all white, regardless of their actual skin tone.
1: I just went to a job interview in bethesda?
2: How did it go?
1: I'm still unemployed.
2: Sorry that you where rejected.
1: I rejected them. I could not last 10 seconds in that town without seeing a white girl with starbucks in one hand, and an iphone 14 in the other, typing essays on twitter about racism towards hispanics.o
2: How did it go?
1: I'm still unemployed.
2: Sorry that you where rejected.
1: I rejected them. I could not last 10 seconds in that town without seeing a white girl with starbucks in one hand, and an iphone 14 in the other, typing essays on twitter about racism towards hispanics.o
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