meat bender

a real tight pussy that when one tries to force their man meat into it, it bends rather than punches in!

Oh, Kevin is the great "meat bender" ooo-ahh, ooo-ahh.

by truss whore June 5, 2007

benders

a nickname given to Bendigo in Victoria, Australia.

Let's go out in benders tonight

by Delekai November 4, 2006

bender

In the UK, a homosexual. In other words, someone who is bent, that is, not straight.

"No way, you'll make me sound like a bender!"
-Gareth in the original TV series of The Office.

by Pedgerow July 15, 2008

Justin Beiber bomb

When you and everybody around you were listening to a good song and then somebody paused it and played Justin Beiber's "Baby".

We were listening to death metal and then I about killed them with a Justin Beiber bombed.

by shj218 November 22, 2010

beoderant

the art of masking ones 2 day old body odour by either spraying deoderant straight on to unwashed area of skin or the offending unwashed clothing creating a temporary freshness with stale undertones.

hi tim, is that cheap aftershave your wearing or is it just beoderant...
usuallly common with teenagers that cant find the time or energy to wash properly or iron another shirt!

by briski July 16, 2006

Justin beiber

An annoying singer who has teamed up with usher (shock horror!). The extent of "his songs" is singing about love and/or girls, though

many believe he is homosexual and has an abnormally small penis. This is only speculation.
The songs that were written for him aren't much better.

He is loved by 10-15 year old girls who some think have no brain.
Now spend your time decently by listening to led zeppelin or Mozart's requiem.

"The best singer in the wold peopl who h8 him R just jeluz 'coz they Rnt famous and can't sing"
Justin Beiber fan-13

"Wow, that girl sings SO well, what's her name?"
Random lorry driver, listening to radio.

by chonker September 3, 2013

Sex bender

When a man for 5 days straight looks at porn, masturbates and has sex with his girl or a girl nonstop

Great beyond compare often makes your nuts chafe fuck responibly

You: Haven't seen Richard in a week
Me:Oh, he must be on a sex bender lucky guy

by doodyman October 27, 2012