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Turd Burglar

A person who buys, or tries to steal, something that is in a bad state of repair and thinks they will be able to sell it after a minor amount of shoddy work for much more money.
Man I can't tell you how many turd burglars from craiglist are blowing up my phone asking me if they think the car I am selling for parts can be rebuilt and made road worthy.
by K2xW July 17, 2021
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Rat Burglar

by Ermenegildo May 12, 2021
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Word Burglar

Noun;

¹One who falsely claims to be the first person to make a funny comment, sick burn, or a catchy nickname without proper credit to the actual person.
² people that are unoriginal and need to feel they can come up with a fresh saying, only to regurgitate a clever quip, or joke and claim it as their own.
It has been a long time since the WORD BURGLAR Reggie Regg has burgald my ip. I don't blame him, it's a cultural thing.
by Johnny4zero January 7, 2025
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Turd burglar

When my dog sniffs the yard for rabbit poops...and eats them.
"Baxter!...quit being a turd burglar and leave them rabbit turds alone. You better give mama kisses first with that breath!" 🤭
by YOU DONT SAY June 27, 2025
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Turd Burglar

A member of a team who is the sole reason for the teams lack of success.
by Captain Duke November 2, 2025
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Turd Burglar

When you Dog eats the Cat shit out of the litterbox
Turd Burglar example:

My Dog ate the cat shit out of the litterbox after refusing to eat the food I made, which included the fucking $7 frozen salmon burger I cooked on the stove to mix in with the super expensive Dog food I bought from the specialty pet store! Turd Burgler!
by 1a4Chuck December 1, 2025
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When your out walking your dog and your partner picks up your dogs freshly laid faeces.
"Oh look Buddy here comes Fiona the Turd Burglar to rob your shit"
by Aldo83 December 4, 2025
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