Bloody MSN Fucker

BMF for short. The faceless blue MSN figure that annoys the shit out of anyone and everyone by either:

a. Turning the whole chatbox bright orange if you're using Windows, or:
b. Zipping around like a total shit-eater if you're using Mac, effectively blowing your cover of pretending to do your homework while chatting if your parents happen to pass by.

Mom: Son, what are you doing?
Sam: The English essay. I've written five hundred wor-
Icon: Bla-ba-bam!
Mom: Glares.
Sam: ... Damn you, Bloody MSN Fucker.

by Beastly Cock March 29, 2010

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Bloody Piano

When one uses his penis to causes another to bleed, during sex, either vaginally or anally and proceeds to create bloody penis imprints or stamps (that resemble piano keys) on the bleeding person's body.

Hold still honey, I wanna give you a bloody piano!

by CRich07 March 1, 2011

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bloody as hell

1950's diner terminology for a steak that is cooked very rare, or 'blue.' The meat of a bloody steak is very red, soft, and tender. If you're in a diner or restaurant and want to order a bloody steak, ask for it to be cooked very rare.

Most commonly known from Pulp Fiction - the opposite is burnt to a crisp.

Waiter: Hi, I'm Buddy. What can I getcha?
Vincent Vega: Let's see, steak, steak, steak... oh yeah, the Douglas Sirk Steak - I'll have that.
Waiter: How'd you want that cooked? Burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell?
Vincent Vega: Bloody as hell. And oh yeah, look at this - Vanilla Coke.

by ijustwannanap September 18, 2016

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