A person who is slightly retarded and seem to have given up his/her normal life ever since James Cameron's Box office smash Avatar hit the cinema. He/she has becomed an Avatard.
- Hey man, what's up with John lately? Haven't heard from him in a week!
- I don't know dude. He's been acting like a total Avatard lately!
- I don't know dude. He's been acting like a total Avatard lately!
by DiZi87 January 16, 2010
A person who is so utterly obsessed with James Cameron's film, Avatar, that he or she would undergo extensive plastic surgery, AIDS, and death in order to be a fucking 10 foot tall blue alien, if given the opportunity.
Avatard: DUDE!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 DID YOU SEE AVATAR?
Normal Kid: Yeah. I saw it. It sucked dicks.
Avatard: WTF?!?!?!
Normal Kid: Did you not notice that the plot was Pocahontas revisited?
Avatard: NAH...I wanna be an avatar!!!111111111 They're so fucking 1337!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111
Normal Kid: *Facepalm*
Normal Kid: Yeah. I saw it. It sucked dicks.
Avatard: WTF?!?!?!
Normal Kid: Did you not notice that the plot was Pocahontas revisited?
Avatard: NAH...I wanna be an avatar!!!111111111 They're so fucking 1337!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111
Normal Kid: *Facepalm*
by wrongturn January 13, 2010
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by Forum God Of The Universe February 13, 2005
A derogatory term used to describe adults who get into costume for fantasy films. Not necessarily exclusive to the movie Avatar.
I was passing the movie theater and saw a huge line for Star Wars 12 Space Schweinhund and there were a couple of Avatards in their mid thirties fighting with light sabres in the parking lot.
by Doofis May 1, 2010
1) Someone who's mental capacity has been diminished by the emotional stress caused by watching the movie Avatar
2) Someone who's mental capacity is diminished while experiencing new surroundings
2) Someone who's mental capacity is diminished while experiencing new surroundings
"I wish I could live on Pandora" "Dude, you're such an Avatard!"
When I was in Moscow I didn't understand anything they were saying. I felt like such an Avatard.
When I was in Moscow I didn't understand anything they were saying. I felt like such an Avatard.
by LavaLady January 18, 2010
Unlike all previous definitions, a true avatard is someone who lacks the IT savvy to upload an avatar to a web page or forum.
(intro post)
Hi guys, just joined, great to be on board :o) But can anyone tell me how to put a picture on my account thingy?
(sneering reply)
LOL! GOTTA LOVE THESE AVATARD NOOBZ!
Hi guys, just joined, great to be on board :o) But can anyone tell me how to put a picture on my account thingy?
(sneering reply)
LOL! GOTTA LOVE THESE AVATARD NOOBZ!
by Andy Sword April 9, 2009
The sort of indiocy that people get up to when they're hiding behind the anononymity of a virtual persona, typically in arguments, or attempts at starting arguments, in chat rooms or internet forums.
"The starship Enterprise can beat the Millenium Falcon any day." - captain kyrk
"Dude, that's the most avatarded thing I've heard all day"-kingfysher
"Dude, that's the most avatarded thing I've heard all day"-kingfysher
by kingfysher April 25, 2008