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Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."
by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010
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A phrase used among Muslims, typically used as a means of derailing a conversation when one person says something particularly hurtful or annoying to the other.
Fatima: Mohammed, why do you sound like a retard whenever you speak?
Mohammed: there's a jinn up your mom's ass.
by mynoduesp2303 November 6, 2018
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Up Buffy's Ass

When anything goes missing on our house we automatically assume that it's "up Buffy's ass". Buffy is the cat.
Then they must be up Buffy's ass!
by MJ Coolness October 20, 2010
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shit up my dog's ass

An expletive of Canadian origin, specifically southern Ontario. Can be used as an expression of surprise or disbelief.
Whilst playing hockey and/or curling: "Shit up my dog's ass, it's cold!" Alternately, Pierre: "Can you believe the Canadian Olympic hockey team is seeded lower than those lousy commie Ruskies?" Piet: "Shit up my dog's ass!"
by shittinginwindsor March 14, 2008
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Used as an enhanced silence request.
You're in my ass or 'ata batahat shli' is used to emphasize
that you are not interested in what the other guy has to say.
someone:Hey i don't like what the fuck is going on here
you: Shut up you're in my ass (stom ta pe ata batahat shli, from hebrew)
by walla1989 September 22, 2005
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fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass

a phrase commonly used by white people trying to sound black. they will typically use outdated black terms along with this phrase hoping to impress their cool half black but really white/mexican "friends". the usage of this term will most likely result with the violator shanked or beaten. or screaming teeheenaynaysha.
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Tiffany: yo, bitches, what up?
Jennifer: omg. shut up Tiffany before you get yo ass beaten!
Tiffany: there be a fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass.
Jequarius: bitch, whachu say?
Tiffany: TEEHEENAYNAYSHA!!!!!!
by thecool3stcrack3rs March 18, 2009
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looking up a dead mule's ass

"Sometime's it's not worth looking up a dead mule's ass."
by jen o December 8, 2013
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