To take an extremely large dump( shit, crap, poop) or whatever you want to call it, particularly one that you are proud of in size or color, and then leave it for an unsuspecting person to find whenever the stall is used again.
"Dude, that was a huge dump you took back there! I can't wait til somebody finds it!"
"I know, I was totally layin' asphalt."
"I know, I was totally layin' asphalt."
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With the change in seasons, Chicago's asphalt is destabilized and prone to forming potholes.
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Refers to the expected handout of methamphetamines (or MSM), requested by a low-level user, prior to performing menial tasks or labour for said employer.
Refers to the expected handout of methamphetamines (or MSM), requested by a low-level user, prior to performing menial tasks or labour for said employer.
"Hey Jimmy Jump, can you wire up my Hi-Fi - I can't be fucked."
"Sure, but I'm reaaaalll sleepy"
Jimmy Jump puts out his hand, and clears his throat expectantly. This is an example of "ASAP"
"Sure, but I'm reaaaalll sleepy"
Jimmy Jump puts out his hand, and clears his throat expectantly. This is an example of "ASAP"
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noob: "hey..the chicken is cheating..nobody can be that good, quick and impossible to overrule!"
AsphaltChicken:" hey noob..the only cheat i´ve got running is the weed in my blood..so call me a bio-cheater..anything else will get u hunt down for good!"
AsphaltChicken:" hey noob..the only cheat i´ve got running is the weed in my blood..so call me a bio-cheater..anything else will get u hunt down for good!"
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