Almon

Someone that needs to shower more and learn how to shut up.

Wow Almon, you smell.

by Glockin Speil December 27, 2008

Sloppy Almonds

A sexual act that involves going balls deep into your partners ass andjizzing before pulling out. Upon removal the girl will then proceed to use her tongue to scrape up any remaining splooge or poop that coats the ball sack. It gets its name from the shape that the ball sack takes on when fully submerged in the poop-hole.

Skank: Oh my God, what smells like shit?

Whore: Sorry, I had some sloppy almonds at my boyfriend's during my lunch break. Didn't have time to brush my teeth.

by sarcastictongue March 2, 2012

Armondo

One of the 13 bad words, other words of saying FUCK YOU MOLECULE DICK!

Bitch: "Hey who's thongs are these?"
Playa: "My side bitch"
Bitch: "OMG!! Fuck you Armondo!
Playa: "Aye, I told you that it wasnt erected yet BITCH"
Bitch: "Whatever!"

by iphonereject March 1, 2017

alondo

noun•
tall cute gay boy, cocky, and thinks he is the shit

You should be like Alondo

by Dee Maycashh September 23, 2016

Angela and Alondra

Angela and Alondra are an power couple, they like to sit next to each other in Spanish class, goalssssssss. they like to talk about anything and don't pay attention in class <333

I saw two girls in class, giving much Angela and alondra vibes

by Stephen_jej November 2, 2021

Alondra Leigh

She is beautiful and smart and .. cute. And mine.

Penis obsessed.

Unicorn obsessed.

Is the perfect girlfriend/bestfriend/wife.
Someone youd want to spend your whole entire life with.

Future baby mama to kyles littles.

precious.

alondra leigh .

goregoeoeoesoes.

beautiful.

horny.

by .. kyle . October 31, 2011

Alondra

Alondra, belongs with Robert. They make sexy babies

Alondra is the type of person where not only her but her mans can also just be themselves.

by Stranger1578 July 26, 2019