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ALEX

"Hey Tony pass me the alex!"
by Sinplistic March 22, 2008
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A fairly attractive man, don't let his man-like appearance fool you. Deep down he is a man child who enjoys lewd jokes and playing in the park. He's a sweet guy usually, but will try to persuade you otherwise with buckets full of bravado and constant boasting. If he compliments you it will usually be quickly followed by an insult, so don't get too excited. He's pretty fit, although could use a few more sit ups in the gym.

He's often known to steal people's catch phrases and use them as his own, and will never concede to being wrong or not know directions. His favourite pastimes include munting, motorbike riding and chucking hissy fits when he loses his phone. He is creatively inclined, and can design clothes and will usually play a musical instrument. Most common phrases include "All of the....", "I'm starting to enjoy your company, which is depressing" and donald duck impersonations. He is also known for his very distinct dance moves. If you know an Alex, you're pretty lucky.
Guy1: "I went munting the other night..."

Guy2: "Oh, were you with Alex?"

Girl1: "That guy is so hot....although he is really neglecting those sit ups"
Girl2: "Sounds like Alex."
by Clint Heroldini January 6, 2013
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Fuckboy ass nigga that has no life and sucks huge long penis
Alex is so much of a fuckboy
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Alex is always Smart, Handsome, a gentleman and has a big penis. Alex is also strong and has a horrendous temper so if you piss him off then you better be one fast motherfucker. If alex likes you then he will beat the shit outta someone for you or if he hates you then he will straight up kill you, he also has an extremely dark sense of humor
John- I got into a fight yesterday
Bill- damn ... who?
John- Alex
Bill- how the fuck are you even alive
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A shortened version of Alexander/a.
Meaning: Defender of Man

This name has been used by many Kings, popes, and politicians
Alex is a great unisex name.
by Osimoky December 17, 2016
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An Alex is aome one kind and someone who will always be there for you even though he is really annoying at times he does care
Thanks Alex.
Dude Alex is really annoying.
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Alex is a outgoing funny talented adorable amazing. He is the best guy you can ever meet. He is also a great boyfriend, he takes care of the people he loves, he will drop whatever he's doing to help others. He knows how to make you laugh and smile when your down. He's really easy to fall in love with.
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