49ers for life kind of guy. A fabulous chef. Really likes researching random sometimes slightly useless things! Has killer fashion sense, a staple of his wardrobe being crocs š. Will fight you if you bad mouth something he loves and cares about.
Person 1: did you hear about the guy Albert beat up last week?
Person 2: Yeah apparently he was talking shit about the 49ers.
Person 2: Yeah apparently he was talking shit about the 49ers.
by Hannnah._.Grace January 30, 2022

this is someone that is extremely innocent and cute when you just met him. He meant every single word he said and he let you know that you were special to him. He made a lot of sweet promises that he never thought about actually doing them which broke my heart. He could make me the happiest girl ever. This is someone that will make you cry over and over again for the same reason and this is someone that his feelings will change overnight. this is someone that i miss and i can't get over. We've had great times and this is the first person that i truly loved and got butterflies in my stomach for. i miss the old him and he has changed and my hands are tied. he
Albert:I wanna sit next y to her
Albert: we should order food together
Albert:i'm buying you a teddy bear for valentines day
Albert: ...
Albert: we should order food together
Albert:i'm buying you a teddy bear for valentines day
Albert: ...
by ilovedyouuuuuuuxx June 14, 2018

Albert is a Florida Roblox player who constantly trolls robloxians with admin commands and screeches every 5 seconds before the video starts. He's very chill and immature, however, his videos are hilarious.
Robloxian12: Hey, you know Albert, right?
Catty76: Ummm... who?
Robloxian12: Get the ###### ### ## my friends list.
Catty76: Ummm... who?
Robloxian12: Get the ###### ### ## my friends list.
by SweetHeartAnne May 8, 2019

A general peadophile. Someone who is sexually interested in boys and girls; men and women; A metrosexual.
Can often be used to describe someone who uses instant messaging and chat rooms to communicate with subjects without giving (away) their true identity.
Can often be used to describe someone who uses instant messaging and chat rooms to communicate with subjects without giving (away) their true identity.
by josh-e-smith January 30, 2010

Albert Einstein was a German mathematician and physicist who developed the special and general theories of relativity. In 1921, he won the Nobel Prize in Physics for his explanation of the photoelectric effect. In the following decade, he immigrated to the United States after being targeted by the German Nazi Party. His work also had a major impact on the development of atomic energy. In his later years, Einstein focused on unified field theory. He died in April 1955 at age 76. With his passion for inquiry, Einstein is generally considered the most influential physicist of the 20th century.
Albert Einstein was born on March 14, 1879, in Ulm, Württemberg, Germany. He grew up in a secular Jewish family. His father, Hermann Einstein, was a salesman and engineer who, with his brother, founded Elektrotechnische Fabrik J. Einstein & Cie, a Munich-based company that mass-produced electrical equipment. Einsteinās mother, the former Pauline Koch, ran the family household. Einstein had one sister, Maja, born two years after him. Einstein attended elementary school at the Luitpold Gymnasium in Munich. However, he felt alienated there and struggled with the institutionās rigid pedagogical style. He also had what were considered speech challenges. However, he developed a passion for classical music and playing the violin, which would stay with him into his later years. Most significantly, Einsteinās youth was marked by deep inquisitiveness and inquiry.
Albert Einstein was born on March 14, 1879, in Ulm, Württemberg, Germany. He grew up in a secular Jewish family. His father, Hermann Einstein, was a salesman and engineer who, with his brother, founded Elektrotechnische Fabrik J. Einstein & Cie, a Munich-based company that mass-produced electrical equipment. Einsteinās mother, the former Pauline Koch, ran the family household. Einstein had one sister, Maja, born two years after him. Einstein attended elementary school at the Luitpold Gymnasium in Munich. However, he felt alienated there and struggled with the institutionās rigid pedagogical style. He also had what were considered speech challenges. However, he developed a passion for classical music and playing the violin, which would stay with him into his later years. Most significantly, Einsteinās youth was marked by deep inquisitiveness and inquiry.
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by Ohfhtftg March 21, 2019
