Urban Addict

person that spends a lot of time posting insults on urban dictionary and has no life because they spend all their time here.

person 1: what are you doing when you get home?
person 2: going to urban dictionary duh
person 1: me too

by who cares February 28, 2005

Orgasm Addict

1. A song by legendary Punk group Buzzcocks.

2. One who has an uncontrollable addiction to sex and/or masturbation, described perfectly in the above-mentioned song.

Jerry's become a real orgasm addict, and it's totally destroyed his career.

by Gaaraofthedamned January 11, 2011

sex addiction

a person who can not function due to lack of the ween.

jenkeltos has a sex addiction.

by mang peelde November 15, 2006

jizz addict

1.A person who is addicted to semen fresh from the prostate. Someone who regularly offers blowjobs for free.

2. A total annoying cunt. An incompetent piece of shit. A total arsehole

1.Johnny: Hey Jo gave Tom a blowjob the other day. She wasnt even drunk

Scott:I'm not surprised, that chicks a jizz addict.

2.Johnny: Tom just beat up Laura.

Scott: Did he? I'm gonna kill the fucking jizz addict

by anonymous1923 October 01, 2006

iatrogenic addiction

addiction caused by medical treatment (e.g., liberal use of opiate analgesics in a hospital setting or by a physician that leads to opiate addiction).

I went in for back surgery and they kept giving me morphine. Now that I was sent home they gave me a prescription for OxyContin. I just can't seem to stop taking them. Now my doctor says that I have iatrogenic addiction. WTF am I supposed to do now?

by Big Momma Stanley September 22, 2010

car addiction

A person who constantly thinks about their car. Whenever he or she is not with their car they feel like a piece of them is missing. They are constantly worried about it being dinged or scratched when parked. A car addict never stops Thinking of upgrades (mods) to do next they also are probably watching YouTube videos for ideas. This may effect relationships if not careful.

Dude I'm worried about Tommy he's been staring at his car all day I think he might have a car addiction.

by Bobby4586 January 11, 2017

laxx addict

a person who is addicted or who depends on laxatives

"I never knew she was a laxx addict!"

by xx_xx August 27, 2006