Glass Assassin

(n.) One who is known for breaking bongs, an insult

Matt: Hey Tim you wanna hit this?
Andrew: You might not wanna let him do that man, hes a glass assassin. He cracked my favorite bong last month
Matt: ooh... nevermind

by Earth Toots July 13, 2011

Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.

Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...

by Heybabe380 September 3, 2023

lovers assassins

A girl who is your assassins but you would let her kill you

Bro she is my lovers assassins

by Xlllllxlllxlxlll August 14, 2022

budget assassination

An assassination done on a budget, usually on a low profile target.

One difference between that guy and Kennedy is nobody would spend the kind of money they spent to off Kennedy on offing him. His death would be a budget assassination, something like a guy going to buy milk getting shot on the way to the store.

by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021

Satirical Joke Assassin

A satirical joke assassin is an annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke. Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."

Person: Gta strippers will pop out of the game and give u h*ad irl

Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.

by Rockstarjoker June 7, 2023

Smiling shooter/assassin

Something you don't see often.

Your murderers might come with a smaile, but they're not usually wearing one when they kill you. Not all shooters are male, so a smiling shooter/assassin is rare in either sex.

by Solid Mantis March 7, 2021

ASSASSINS ‘R’ US

In a secret town in the back alley of a McDonald’s in North Korea (run by Kim jong un with Donald Trump as the sales assistant), it’s a store where you can hire an assassin for one day and get them to kill as many people as you want in only one day.

O. Boy I sure do love my assassin batman I bought at ASSASSINS ‘R’ US.. it was so useful... boy i should go there again shame I’m an American citizen

by Pezunts March 12, 2018