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oversneeze bank account

A secret stash of facial-tissues dat you keep for emergencies.
During winter months, you should always maintain an oversneeze bank account to ensure dat other folks in your household don't "blow through" your entire supply, and dat you'll therefore still have some to use for your own copiously-draining nasal-works.
by QuacksO October 16, 2021
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750 Accountant

accounting professional who knows all the tricks that let you write off personal expenses as business expenses. The best ones don't speak English as their native language
Haha loosers! My 750 accountant will beat the IRS!
by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024
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Corpse Account

Corpse Accounts are when you sign up for an account to join a group and never log back in.
"all these corpse accounts are flooding the fucking discord"
by gilipfilip August 7, 2022
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Account

Account
noun / username

A well-known cheater within most communities. Has a reputation so widespread that when people hear the name, they already know something shady is about to happen.

The kind of player who gets kicked from lobbies before the match even starts, because everyone’s already dealt with the hacks, exploits, and excuses.

He also provided a service also known as a "botnet", each device in the botnet (called a “bot” or “zombie”) is usually a compromised computer, phone, or even an IoT device like a smart camera, the infected devices follow commands from the operator, usually without the owner’s knowledge.
“Bro, don’t invite him — that’s Account. He’s the well-known cheater within most communities.”
by John Jones JR October 1, 2025
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dishes accountability

When somebody washes the dishes even though they probably don't want to
I want to live a more respectable life, I'm going to practice dishes accountability. Also see dishes negligence spoonless creep
by kitchenspazz May 27, 2016
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Skunk Account

A alternate or smurf account in an online game which is higher ranked or has achieved greater success than the owners primary account.
Fuck yeah I'm diamond! Wait a minute that was on my skunk account ... I'm still platinum on my main. Skunk account why you no real account?!?
by Aciesethos June 29, 2011
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Accountability Culture

No. You're a piece of shit for that. It's just Cancel Culture by a different name except "I agree that he should get fired for that."
Hym "We don't have an accountability culture because the people stalking harassing and stealing my shit are not being held accountable. You liberals always need to carve yourself out a caveat do you?

✌️✊️✌️Accountability✌️✊️✌️ culture

✌️✊️✌️Hate Speech✌️✊️✌️ There is no legal basis for any of these and you (the collective you) do actively try to enforce these thing even at jobs that you yourself don't job. Being given an ultimatum is not resigning. And trying to CONFLATE those two things makes you a lying piece of shit. Still, you're using schrodinger's ultimatum and hate speech as post hoc justification for what you're (the collective you) doing to me. And THAT is entirely aesthetic and serves no purpose other than to hide that fact that you are corrupt breeder filth that wants to use your filthy retarded mongrel children both as justification to control other people and to take the law into your own hands. Hate Speech is just as real as God. It's an opinion that you have. But if the people doing this... The intellectual property theft. The stalking. The recording. The harassment. All of it. I will hold the rest of you accountable in THE ONLY WAY I WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE POWER TO DO SO. That is all this is. Breeder corruption and my rights being violated to coerce me into subservience and harvest as much from me as possible. Your kids are shit. The may be innocent but you are not."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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