To get extraordinarily wasted followed by a weekend of severe regret...commonly results in overall incoherency, brief skankyness before a quick emotional breakdown.
by Chelsea hammered June 29, 2015
Get the Chelsea hammeredmug. Used to refer to the penis and scrotum as a single unit. Its name derives from the fact that a profile view of a cock and balls crudely resembles a hammer, with the scrotum as its head and the penis as its handle.
Guy #1: Hey I was going through John's mail and I found this issue of "Cock'n'Balls Monthly" with his name and address on it.
Guy#2: (flipping through magazine) By the looks of it, they really cater to the package shot connoisseurs.
Guy #1: Well we all know what a big fan he is of the donkey hammer.
Guy #2: True, true.
Guy#2: (flipping through magazine) By the looks of it, they really cater to the package shot connoisseurs.
Guy #1: Well we all know what a big fan he is of the donkey hammer.
Guy #2: True, true.
by corsendonk September 18, 2009
Get the donkey hammermug. "Hugo and I had the most passionate sex last night, it's just such a shame he's got a smurf hammer...."
by Jon E Smoko December 17, 2003
Get the Smurf hammermug. by Kaiser Helmut August 25, 2014
Get the black hammermug. To play the 1980s synthesizer piece "Crockett's Theme" by Jan Hammer provocatively to pedestrians from a moving vehicle.
by E W Cooke April 10, 2010
Get the jan hammeringmug. A sex act were a man dress up like thor. He then proceeds to a running leap off a elevated surface into the air. The women waits on all fours ass up in the air.The man goes flying across the room fist in air. Then he unleashes the hammer being his fist into the womens ass. Thus putting down the hammer as he refereneced in the avengers movie.
by My HappyPants in the house May 27, 2014
Get the Thor's Hammermug. To karate chop your penis six times in rapid succession and each chop shoots an individual load of semen.
by Bleachchugger March 9, 2017
Get the fan the hammermug.