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she is/has a dump truck

by driz1960 February 5, 2021

Laptop Dump

A moment of enlightenment occurs in which a man knows he will need some form of entertainment such as a laptop for his rapidly approaching dump.

After Fred ate two Chipotle burritos, he took a Laptop Dump to keep himself entertained for the arduous task ahead.

by Chief_Lifeguard123 July 13, 2010

Dunkin Dump

The sudden and severe need to move one's bowels minutes after consuming a Dunkin Donuts coffee.

"Hey dude, wanna grab a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee for the road?"
"That sounds good, but we're gonna have to stop for a Dunkin Dump ten minutes later"

by TruthStrangerThanFiction August 20, 2011

island dump

When you take a poop so massive that it fills the toilet bowl higher than the toilet water forming a island in the toilet.

Man I ate a lot of food yesterday I think it will be a island dump.

by 7 flusher November 12, 2013

Lumptee Dump

An obese, usually female human blocking the way for everyone in a grocery store checkout or aisle. Often accompanied by another Lumptee Dump and several children.

Oh god, there is a Lumptee Dump blocking the way.

Good god, there are two Lumptee Dumps in the same damn aisle!

by Scolly Joseph October 19, 2013

Stump Dump

A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.

My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.

by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017

Dump and Bump

Dumping a girl/boy to move up to a higher girl/boy therefore climbing up the dating ladder. Dumping someone unfavorable to bump to a hotter and better alternative.

"Hey man, what happened to you going out with Alison?"

"Right now in dating Emily. I just dump and bumped that shank."

by wotah January 8, 2015