by Supergamer01 March 24, 2022

When you are trying to be productive and Alan fucking turner force feeds you booze wrecking any motivation to complete the task at hand.
I was trying to mow the grass but I got fucking turnered.
Sorry babe, that dirty cunt Alan Fucking turnered me and now I’m white girl wasted.
Sorry babe, that dirty cunt Alan Fucking turnered me and now I’m white girl wasted.
by Boomcrew42 April 30, 2022

by JJ 😷😱😵 December 3, 2019

an absolute nigga who needs a shower. a complete bellend that's smothered with smegma. a critical mental patient who needs to be put down for the great good. josh turner is a loser
by pissy68ape November 26, 2021

by IGOTSUZZIE01 February 6, 2021

A Sapphic Turner is a sapphic that has so much power they can turn any non-man into a sapphic.
An example of a Sapphic Turner is Chloe Moriondo.
An example of a Sapphic Turner is Chloe Moriondo.
June: Omg Sammy did you hear that Chloe Moriondo is a Sapphic Turner ?
Sammy: Yeah !! they turned me into a sapphic !!!
June: NO WAY ME TOO !!
Sammy: Yeah !! they turned me into a sapphic !!!
June: NO WAY ME TOO !!
by peachesnsoftgrass August 13, 2021

Being called a 'Turner', is a colloquialism around the South Gloucestershire area meaning, slightly dim witted, daft, slow to grasp basic skills etc.
Engineer 'Can you pass me a pair of side cutters please'
Apprentice 'Here you go'
Engineer 'That's a screwdriver, you Turner'!!
Apprentice 'Here you go'
Engineer 'That's a screwdriver, you Turner'!!
by Yate Massive August 19, 2022
