Samuel k

Samuel k is a drunk Indian boy with a raping disorder which means he rapes any girl in sight he is so gay he rapes boys aswell and rapes miss heart well and miss goldsborough and very dumb.He is so Muslim all he says is Judy hundy hundy undy are and then has too much wine.He like kinger and dilane and safhia and Yasmine and dreams of raping them in bed.He needs help from jesus.

Samuel k rapes girls

by Kelvin the crackhead June 12, 2019

Samuel Score

A score given to an a woman's ass in order for others to comprehend how good or bad the ass is. See Samuel's Scale

"Dude I just saw one hell of an ass"
"Oh yeah? What's the Samuel Score?"
"I would give it a 7"

by ThatOneRHSkid December 28, 2012

Samuel

Sam aka SamPlaysR is the best friend you will ever ask for he’s ugly but he’s a god at Fortnite everyone calls him Jarvis he’s not gay his favorite sport is Football he will never get a girlfriend because he’s super ugly he’s a god at trickshoting on Fortnite he carries tfue ninja reverse2k etc he also has a code if you haven’t use code YTSamPlaysR

Samuel is super ugly

by Code YTSamPlaysR October 20, 2019

Samuel

This man is a person you never want to meet if you do you are unlucky he is very often not cool and weird.

Hi you must be samuel

by hamonster366 November 14, 2018

Samuel L'd

1. To get shafted; fucked over. Originated in D-Town PA. Check yo' movie listings.

2. "Samuel L'd Up" is someone who wears Kangol shit all day.

When your name becomes synonymous with gettin screwed over, then you got Samuel L'd.

by Titanium October 6, 2004

Asante Samuel

An NFL Cornerback who is one of the best to ever play the position

Better than Champ Bailey

Steven: "Damn Asante Samuel is so raw"
Amer: "No Reggie Bush is better"
Tarik: "Shut the fuck up..."
Steven: "lol"

by Stevensnider January 7, 2009

Samuel Eto'o

BEST FOOTBALLER EVER!!!!

John: yo did you see the inter milan game last night
me: yaa dude Samuel Eto'o scored like 50 goals!

by elocer March 19, 2011