mouse bungee is when you tie a metal chair to your balls then ducktape the chair to a wall and run as fast as you can in one direction then, either your balls get ripped off or a chair gets slammed into your balls
by The Cheddar man November 14, 2020
The scroll wheel on a computer mouse that you stroke the same way you stroke a clit. Depending on the type of mouse, you can stroke the clit up and down, tap it, tilt it side to side, or stroke it around in circles.
by b1wt153 September 28, 2011
by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 07, 2021
Person 1: "(person 2), your such a cock mouse, you know that?"
Peraon 2: "Im 5'5 so shut the fuck up"
Peraon 2: "Im 5'5 so shut the fuck up"
by Mimmidae May 15, 2019
Viewer: "that mysticzoopy guy is such a fame-mouse, i wonder how"
Mysticzoopy:"it's cuz every girl i have sex with subscribes to me"
Mysticzoopy:"it's cuz every girl i have sex with subscribes to me"
by Mysticzoopy March 04, 2023
To cop a mouse is to get a black eye. It was theorised that the term (originating in the 1800's) uses 'cop' to refer to the word 'catch', and 'mouse' to refer to the fact that a mouse is roughly the same size and colour/color of a black eye at its worst.
by C L G January 31, 2021
a person who is only your friend for your weed, you can tell if your friend is a weed mouse if he does not even know your last name. can also be a person who secretly and quietly steals your weed that you stashed.
by kelsicoca February 18, 2013