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Jared Khan

Jared Khan has a big dick.

Known as big dick Khan by his close compatriots, normally a bulge can be seen till down to his knee through his pants.
Jared Khan is coming, hide your wives, sisters, mothers and kids! When he leaves, that means their is nothing left for him there.
by Big D Chris March 29, 2023
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Jared Sunnerberg

THE MOST BADASS PERSON YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!!!
Man, have you seen Jared Sunnerberg lately, he's so fuckin badass
by DxRxOxCxK224 October 31, 2011
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Poopy Jared

hahajajajahaha poopy jared
jared: yo
me: haha poopy jared hahajajahaha
by hahapoopyjared December 23, 2020
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Jared DiRosa

Fatass faggot. No bitches wanna fuck this nigga. He got a small ass dick, that shit tiny. Nigga got bad breath don't go near him. He never showers
Eww its Jared DiRosa
Jared DiRosa is a faggot
by jareddirosaisafaggot April 2, 2014
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Dirty Jared

When the male partner dips his nose into a tub of guacamole and then proceeds to rub and poke his nose into the female's rim. The action of rubbing and poking is akin to that of anal fisting-albeit with a nose.
Boy 1: Hey you gut any guacamole?

Boy 2: Huh? Eating some salsa?

Boy 1: Nah man, going to Dirty Jared my girl.
by SLAPPY BAG April 1, 2012
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jared brown

Someone with paint on their face, and likes touching men.
Jared Brown, that's the kid with paint on his face.
by Killer3001 May 20, 2016
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Jared Kyei

Jared ''Fast dick Frozone'' Kyei, is a sexy ass beast of a man and also an annoying mf. He likes to suck his mom's dick and somtimes his but with no luck. He also likes touching girl's boobies by ''accident''. He's the sort of person that sits in the front and watches your stupidity evolve with utter disbeleif. He fucked The Principal once in the ass before licking the shit off his dick with help of his trusty gimp. Thwy both procede to get married on a kinky sex swing meant for furries OOPS! i guess...
Jared Kyei is god himself and also the simpiest and gimpiest of all. He is the ultime anti-pussy machine
by THE MATER MICHeLANgeLO May 24, 2020
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