Jared Khan has a big dick.
Known as big dick Khan by his close compatriots, normally a bulge can be seen till down to his knee through his pants.
Known as big dick Khan by his close compatriots, normally a bulge can be seen till down to his knee through his pants.
Jared Khan is coming, hide your wives, sisters, mothers and kids! When he leaves, that means their is nothing left for him there.
by Big D Chris March 29, 2023
Get the Jared Khanmug. by DxRxOxCxK224 October 31, 2011
Get the Jared Sunnerbergmug. by hahapoopyjared December 23, 2020
Get the Poopy Jaredmug. Fatass faggot. No bitches wanna fuck this nigga. He got a small ass dick, that shit tiny. Nigga got bad breath don't go near him. He never showers
by jareddirosaisafaggot April 2, 2014
Get the Jared DiRosamug. When the male partner dips his nose into a tub of guacamole and then proceeds to rub and poke his nose into the female's rim. The action of rubbing and poking is akin to that of anal fisting-albeit with a nose.
Boy 1: Hey you gut any guacamole?
Boy 2: Huh? Eating some salsa?
Boy 1: Nah man, going to Dirty Jared my girl.
Boy 2: Huh? Eating some salsa?
Boy 1: Nah man, going to Dirty Jared my girl.
by SLAPPY BAG April 1, 2012
Get the Dirty Jaredmug. by Killer3001 May 20, 2016
Get the jared brownmug. Jared ''Fast dick Frozone'' Kyei, is a sexy ass beast of a man and also an annoying mf. He likes to suck his mom's dick and somtimes his but with no luck. He also likes touching girl's boobies by ''accident''. He's the sort of person that sits in the front and watches your stupidity evolve with utter disbeleif. He fucked The Principal once in the ass before licking the shit off his dick with help of his trusty gimp. Thwy both procede to get married on a kinky sex swing meant for furries OOPS! i guess...
Jared Kyei is god himself and also the simpiest and gimpiest of all. He is the ultime anti-pussy machine
by THE MATER MICHeLANgeLO May 24, 2020
Get the Jared Kyeimug.