A moment of enlightenment occurs in which a man knows he will need some form of entertainment such as a laptop for his rapidly approaching dump.
After Fred ate two Chipotle burritos, he took a Laptop Dump to keep himself entertained for the arduous task ahead.
by Chief_Lifeguard123 July 13, 2010
by driz1960 February 06, 2021
An act of supreme authority. The deed is performed by taking a shit directly in front of the person you are aiming to assert your dominance over. Complete eye contact must be maintained during the entire process.
My shitty boss wouldn't give me a raise so I went right into his office, shut the door behind me and took a dominance dump right on his desk.
by yourMa August 07, 2015
After succeeding at a task (ie. video games, homework, job application, etc.) one relieves themselves by dropping the huge dump they've been holding while performing said task.
by RGman June 07, 2010
"Hey dude, wanna grab a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee for the road?"
"That sounds good, but we're gonna have to stop for a Dunkin Dump ten minutes later"
"That sounds good, but we're gonna have to stop for a Dunkin Dump ten minutes later"
by TruthStrangerThanFiction August 16, 2011
(adj.) Feeling abhorrent, dreadful, and lackadaisical, in all bodily and mental functions, usually as a result of heavy drinking and/or excessive amounts of alcohol
Friend 1: "Dude, we drank way too much last night. I feel like dump."
Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"
Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"
by Norman F. Crabtree March 02, 2012
While using anal beads in bed, you remove the beads in a quick lawn mower pull start type motion resulting in a reflex shit that has to be directed over the side of the bed.
by Mastermater208 October 15, 2015