by Johnny Manzel February 22, 2023
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a) doesn’t know how to drive a car and has been pulled over by the cops
b) scratches the car
c) sucks at fortnite
a) doesn’t know how to drive a car and has been pulled over by the cops
b) scratches the car
c) sucks at fortnite
person a: yo why is that guy so bad at fortnite?
person b: idk he somehow managed to blow himself up.
person a: oh i know it’s brendan kell
person b: ahhh that makes sense.
person b: idk he somehow managed to blow himself up.
person a: oh i know it’s brendan kell
person b: ahhh that makes sense.
by imoyyy July 13, 2018
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by masterqueef87 March 11, 2025
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Get the Dirty Brendan mug.1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"
2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
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1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"
by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017
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A Brendan can be wildly found exchanging words with Koreans.
A legendary being only known to a very few.
Mainly used in southern Canada.
A Brendan can be wildly found exchanging words with Koreans.
A legendary being only known to a very few.
Mainly used in southern Canada.
by EyeVeeSaur February 5, 2019
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