by Manthony Artinez October 24, 2018
1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"
2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"
by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017
by DefinitelyNotBrendanItsNotMe June 19, 2023
The two people everyone wants to be. The highschool couple everyone falls in love with. The perfect match. Soul mates. the girl, though beautiful and amazing in every way. Still looks up to the man. Athletic, intelligent, hilarious and an amazing boyfriend. These are the lovebirds everyone wants to know.
by Definition name November 20, 2017
a young ambitious rune scape addict, that enjoys spending time with mexicans and dogs t hat are named bern. Likes long walks on the beach and romantic strolls through the gardens of rivendale
Bern that was so sick dog, i just killed that 72 warlock! oh i know brendan christenson you pwnd that n00b
by rylee christenson August 31, 2011
by Johnny Manzel February 23, 2023