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Bloody Puddle

British: The end result of girl-on-top sex while menstruating; most often collecting in the man's navel, but occasionally on his scrotum. Known for its distinct reddish hue and delightful sloshing sound. It has been know to merge with existing duck butter or ass gravy to create decorative sheet paintings for the entire family to enjoy!
"Peppa, don't bother Daddy Pig! He's busy splashing around in the bloody puddle Mommy Pig left on his tummy!"
by DisembodiedFloatingHead October 21, 2018
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The bloody sword

It's when you have sex with a girl, during her period. The point is your "hero/penis" will go into the cave, do what has to be done, and it will come out all bloody, like if you've killed a dragon.

It's a reference when the knight/hero is going into the cave with the sword to kill the dragon and comes out with a bloody sword.
"Yo bro, yesterday I went to get The bloody sword if you know what I'm sayin'."
by Brother Kludex April 5, 2019
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Bloody flapjack

When you jerk off too much the tip of your penis rips open at the tip,folding both halves back; Therfore the bloody flapjack
Dude did you hear what happened to Ethan?
He had to go to the hospital because he got a bloody flapjack!
by Derpknight May 1, 2016
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Bloody Wishbone

Bloody wishbone
When two females join back to back. Then continue to tie their tampon strings together and run in opposite directions. Whichever female gains both tampons gets the wish. I introduce to you, the bloody wishbone.
Me and my best friend synced up, and I asked her to try the bloody wishbone.
Me and my best friend synced up, and I asked her to try the bloody wishbone.
by Krocodilespundee406 February 5, 2020
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Bloody knuckle

The sexual act of cutting ones knuckle (2-3) and putting their fist in their partners vagina or anus to "claim dominance"
Heath: why are your knuckles cut
Avery: oh... Let's just say I gave my girlfriend a bloody knuckle
Heath:oh my God dude,why?
by Hamsir August 28, 2022
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A Bloody Throne

When your in public and your menstrual pad leaks and the blood goes all over the chair you are sitting on
T-" I got a bloody Throne today..." Mark-"Oh no how awful!"
by <3mark March 31, 2019
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Bloody Driver

A tangy mix of tomato juice, orange juice, lime juice, soda, and water.
Barkeep: "What'll it be today?"
Customer: "I'll have a Bloody Driver. Blend it well with some ice."
by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009
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