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34+35

the 2nd song by ariana grande in her new album, positions. Or another term for sex. 34+35=69
by kiwisss October 31, 2020
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Rule 34g

Google literally anything and scroll down the images far enough, and you will eventually find porn. No exceptions.
Guy 1: "Dude, I tried to disprove rule 34g for 'Seabiscuit' ... and couldn't"

Guy 2: "Ouch, that must've been rough"
by TK775 November 10, 2010
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Rule 34p

Rule 34p: There is a pony version of it, no exceptions

Used to describe the internet phenomenon of ponifying everything.

Obviously an alternate version of Rule 34 of the internet
Bob: "what the hell, someone drew Conan O'Brien as a pony"

Jane: "haha, rule 34p bro!"
by Jacob Ellinger September 2, 2012
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3.4

"All the time" or "constantly."

It's derived from the term 24/7. 24/7 is actually a fraction, so we can calculate it in its repeating decimal form. 24/7=3.428571...

"3.4" is just used because it's much easier to type and say than the previously mentioned decimal equivalent.
Joe: OH NOES I GOTS TEH SHITZ!!!!111 I think im SICK AGAIN! =-o :-\
Phil: You're sick 3.4, you really need to go to the doctor... or go to bed at a normal time... OR stop eating fast food every day...
by no_one_2000 February 9, 2005
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Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400

A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400; or B.three-fo as it is known on the streets consist primarily of a polished titanium cylinder approximately 34 centimeters (14 inches) in length and 10 cm (4in) wide. Designed to slide over most human penises. At the end of this cylinder is a clear plastic tube like the kind film comes in. The second part of this invention is the chair which looks like a La-Z-Boy recliner with a metal trash can mounted on the side, motorcylce-like helmet that is pulled over your head, and a cup holder for your beer. When activated a number of micro sized hydraulics, servos and actuators that massage the penis in the same way a vagina would. The temperature and humidity inside the cylinder is also regulated. The helmet is pulled down over the user's head and he is immersed in a 3D environment where the brain scan reveals and creates his ultimate sexual fantasy. When the user ejaculates it is captured in a small plastic container that can be cryo stored for later or dumped in to the "trash can" where it is vaporized by a lazer that is powered by a pico matter/antimatter reactor.
This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.

Order yours in the next few minutes and get a free 30 day trial!. Money back gurantee!
by Koopa Troopa August 11, 2004
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343 Guilty Spark

The most disgusting, annoying, downright EVIL character in Halo. Not quite as bad in Halo 2.
"Reclaimer! *humming* Oh, hello."

Aaaaargh.
by Cortana Dragoon July 5, 2005
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