Noob (2nd Definition)

Originally an (shortened) insult to newcomers in forums or internet games e.g. counter strike, the word has been stolen and is currently being used as an insult with a different meaning. It is used in certain places to describe someone who is slightly - ahem - slow and ditsy. Basically it is used to insult a pesron who makes a stupid comment or somebody who makes many stupid comments.

"the tibula bone exists!" "no it doesn't you noob"

by Lotty February 23, 2005

2nd place in the contest

When you’re not the flyest and someone else got more street heat than you

Look at that chump. Homeboy is 2nd place in the contest! Whack

by Terry Bad Ice October 8, 2017

2nd day stupids

the effect of smoking weed the previous day

jamie was acting like an idiot due to her 2nd day stupids

by DxAlli December 31, 2009

may 2nd 2008

The most hottest person is born on this day he will come into your life and will save you from the darkness

Omg he’s born on may 2nd 2008

by The honest narwhal November 22, 2021

2nd day flu

The same as a 'sick day' but used the day-after to support the validity of the initial 'sick day', or to squeeze out a little extra time off. Ideally timed on Friday or Monday to yield a 4-day weekend.

Jim: Where were you last friday?
Bob: 2nd day flu got me.
Jim: lucky bastard

by DogbertsCube December 8, 2009

2nd Pancake Theory

The theory that the second pancake will be significantly better than the first one. For example, your mom and dad got divorced after 5 years of marriage. Then, your dad got remarried and just celebrated their 20 year anniversary.

"Lisa and I broke up"
"Don't worry, 2nd Pancake Theory
"Thanks, man"

by 3TBSVeganMayo October 9, 2019

2nd cavalry regiment

A Military Unit in Europe where Morale is extinct. A place where bullpen hats are not allowed for god sakes

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Man your going to the 2nd cavalry regiment that place is a fucking prison

by Fuckmalife June 20, 2019