Self conceded and Egotistical. Will play multiple girls at once. Will frequently make offensive and rude remarks. Will loathe in corners while overwhelmed with his pathetic amount of self pity. Typically bad at baseball. Most maxes wear mismatched outfits and resemble heat miser. Tall and ugly.
Person: hey see Max over there?
Me: yeah why?
Person: they suck.
Coach: Max you need to get to third base faster.
Coach: oh wait, if you weren't always benched, you could.
Me: yeah why?
Person: they suck.
Coach: Max you need to get to third base faster.
Coach: oh wait, if you weren't always benched, you could.
by fetty woppp November 4, 2016
Get the Maxmug. by redstone2628 November 26, 2018
Get the Maxmug. I love max.
by FREAKINIDIOT!?! July 4, 2018
Get the Maxmug. Max is a legend amongst the ladies but is secretly homosexual. He can please a woman but would rather please a man. He has small to average genitalia. He loves the outdoors and getting smashed on the weekends. Probably good with cars and other things but chooses to spend his time alone masturbating to men. But other than all that a totally cool dude
by Max is a pepe November 30, 2017
Get the Maxmug. Max is amazing, he has brown hair and brown eyes that you get lost in. He plays drums and is great a sport. He is extremely competitive with some people. He loves to wear sunglasses in photos and he likes milkshakes! He is the best friend you could ever ask for, and probably a fantastic boyfriend and kisser. Everyone needs a max in their life.
by Scouting sav - music January 25, 2019
Get the Maxmug. A stupid clingy person who thinks everyone likes him when in reality no one do. He is a player and mess wih people's emotions. And makes people uncomfortable. He makes people mad all the time. He is a cute also
Max is an annoying little brat .
by Buttward April 10, 2017
Get the Maxmug. by Jeffry69 June 12, 2020
Get the Maxmug.