He is loyal and brave. He will follow the ones he loves to the very end. He's quiet and collected and doesnt care much about popularity or money yet is often stubborn and blames himself for everything. To him everything is his fault in some way and he may be strong but can be hurt by the few he lets close to him. He is brave in a way no one sees. He fears like all men but is fearless when it comes to helping someone else or protecting the ones he loves.
by Theleft August 1, 2020

by FalseSketch October 18, 2020

When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. This is due to the spore cloud produced by Michaels upon meeting a new person. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. This is a ruse. A Michael has a seemingly perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute, armed, dangerous, and nearby. They occasionally have personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. Again, do not be fooled. This is how Michaels begin the assimilation process. He does everything according to the hive mind and goes with the flow of consciousness that connects all Michaels. Michael will be naturally good at anything, one of the effects of the hive mind. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? The answer to this question is, as a general rule, not worth the risk. A Michael is ruthless, they'll do anything to further their agenda of world domination. They love to be violent, and will do so at the slightest inconvenience. Overall, Michael is the last person you will ever meet. If something feels wrong, worry. Michael's got you.
Threat level: 9.8/10
Weaknesses: None
Threat level: 9.8/10
Weaknesses: None
by Rootwalla March 27, 2022

A michael is someone who is tough and never backs down from a fight, but is sensitive and meaningful on the inside. He's seen as somebody you can trust and is reliable to the ones he loves most and his girlfriend sexy af. also got a fat dick and pounds good. His banter is unbeatable and there isnt going to be someone else the same as him - his smile is the most attractive thing you could fall in love with and hes seen as a loyal person who you will never get bored off. can be a dick sometimes but the memories you make with him will never be forgotten. also plays overly good at any game smh. also will roast the shit out of you ion every sarcastic form possible. luv u michael hehe.
by bigbootyhoe2.1 November 14, 2020

Michael... Michael, Michael Michael.
Now this guy Michael. He has the largest, the most veloumptius rockin hard cock.
Now this guy Michael. He has the largest, the most veloumptius rockin hard cock.
That Michael was huge
by T0aster111 April 22, 2021

The most alpha male being in existence .
Michael’s are usually highly attractive men, who have the ladies falling at their feet, but michael will always keep his cool and will never break someone’s heart,and do you know why? Because he’s an alpha male
Michael’s are usually highly attractive men, who have the ladies falling at their feet, but michael will always keep his cool and will never break someone’s heart,and do you know why? Because he’s an alpha male
by MrBombastik November 22, 2021

I Michaeled to the Michael of Michael’s Michael
by The wanti Santi April 18, 2021
