"bro, they were really gumping it last night, you could hear it from the other side of the building!"
"Honey" *tears up "I was scissor gumped last night in the women's restroom. She got up on the stall behind me when I wasn't looking and then when I turned around she had her legs above her head and was pussy bashing me against the wall" *balling her eyes out
"Honey" *tears up "I was scissor gumped last night in the women's restroom. She got up on the stall behind me when I wasn't looking and then when I turned around she had her legs above her head and was pussy bashing me against the wall" *balling her eyes out
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 27, 2025
by Jev93 February 28, 2017
When you and your boy are tag teaming a girl with the lights off and she gets up to go to the bathroom without you guys realizing and you nut in your boy accidentally.
by Big brrrrrr December 31, 2022
The offensive name given to the British Prime Minister relating to his perceived ignorance and stupidity - and named after the Hollywood Character Forest Gump
Oh I see that Boris Gump has just returned to No 10 Downing Street after allowing the filling stations to run dry, and lecturing the UN about Kermit the Frog. What a moron - no not the frog.
by FlintMac September 25, 2021
When you say or do something stupid and don’t realize it until afterwards; Refers to the movie ‘Forrest Gump’ about a mentally challenged man.
That was my Forrest Gump moment of the day.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023