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Instagram

The only social media where you can find inspiring content, memes, and professional photographers alongside easily accessible uncensored gore, exposed pages, and leaked personal information simply because they never bother to properly moderate it.
Guy 1: I heard Tiffany got doxxed.
Guy 2: Yeah, her home address, full name, and phone number were posted on an Instagram story.
by fridgewater January 13, 2024
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freaky instagram

instagram with freaks; instagram after dark; purposefully provocative on social media
freaky instagram user @carringtonusa
by lilith130 April 18, 2024
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Instagram

instagram makes me feel pressured, objectified and the images portrayed are unrealistic.

my top 3 words to describe instagram
by sillysamuel May 2, 2024
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Instagram face

It’s a face with certain features, often seen on instagram and been achieved by facial surgery and other cosmetic work. Button nose, big lips, defined brows, alien-like eyes, sculpted cheeks and jawline. It’s a face you won’t ever see in real life, since it either needs editing to some extent or heavy makeup. If you’d line up selfies with these faces it’d be nearly impossible to know if it’s the same person or not.
I don’t know, I want to look pretty, but I feel like getting an instagram face would also fuck with my self-identify.
by Xxxlovley February 14, 2024
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Selfish-Instagraming

When your friend/girlfriend/boyfriend edits an Instagram picture to make themselves look good and doesn’t care how the second person in the picture looks.
Brittany, I look terrible in your Instagram picture and you look great? That’s such

selfish-instagraming?”
by Tompikapp January 28, 2019
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Instagram

A platform a smart boyfriend should never let their girl post on.
Jake let his girlfriend post on instagram for the whole world to see her massive knockers in a bikini. The next week Asher fucked her brains out.

Nice Job Jake!
by btcterms March 30, 2023
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Instagram

A cynanide pill that eventually eats you out with with depression, anxiety and eating disorders. Despite being a "social" media, it is known to cause chronic loneliness and even suicides, especially among young adults and teenagers.
Influencer: OMG, I just fucked my boyfriend and made millions on OnlyFans!! I can't wait to post my vlog on Instagram!
Me: Why does everyone seem to have a perfect lifestyle on Instagram.
by SocialMediaCritic December 16, 2023
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