cum

the kind of shit that comes out of your dingus when youre a horny bastard

jake: *searches for handjob, blowjob, cum and masturbation*
7 minutes later: AUGHHHHHHHHHH I JUST CUMMED ALL OVER MY CHAIR~~

by radius97 March 3, 2023

Cum

its basically a milk or a creamer

"i want some more cum in my coffee!"
"can i have some cum in my tea please?"

by ihavenoideainmyhead May 18, 2022

cum

a sticky white liquid that is made in the seminal vesicle, inside the prostate. when sexually aroused, the vesicle is activated and start spurting out semen out of the penis

cums female intensely

by fordashy is gay June 14, 2022

cum

white shit that can come out of men and women that you eat like cheese balls
nigga

oh mom i cummed in you or OH IM COMMING STEPBRO

by dadasdasdadsadadasdads May 20, 2021

cum

penis

me: cum

also me: penis

by cockandballs330 June 6, 2021

cum

1-it is an acronym for the crime uproot ministry. the crime uproot ministry is an organization that works under marital law. it can only be used in situations where law enforcement has fallen and the government needs a military response. it is similar to military police but free fire is allowed for any subject that commits a crime. there are little to none regulations for the cum besides not to harm innocents. it has been used on sector 07 which is the most hostile and uncivilized sector exiled from society.

2-sperm

"did you hear that the cum shot a few gang members that were robbing a store."
"excuse me what the fuck."

by tommythecommie November 24, 2021

CUM

Cool Urban Man! :D

Yeah dude he's totally a CUM

by cumn December 16, 2020