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Michael

The definition of someone who is obsessed with silk bed sheets. Often times gets mistaken as a Chinese princess, and loves to volunteer at local schools. Michael is lost in thoughts and many times can not be pulled out until someone he trusts is able to do that for him. Michael most likely had friends that stay with the letter A,J,M,B,D,K,C. He enjoys long letters to prison mates and may have even made those friends when he was in jail too. (Yes, they are quite baddies). This doesn’t stop Michael from experience the world with a live to travel. Quite afraid of kangaroos, his fierce, sassy attitude will whip them away.
I love these sheets”... “oh stop being such a Michael”...
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michael omilon

Badass mawfukka you don't wanna meet in the streets, but if you get a chance to experience him, he's a freak in the sheetz.
Michael omilon's one bad ass mawfukka, I seen him Superman a badass hoe.
by Omilon December 20, 2016
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Michael Byrnes

GAA Analytic in one of national teams. Owns a ROBLOX group with 16.000 people called Ro-fa. Has done bad decisions which allowed RO-FA ho downhill.
- Hey, have you heard what happened to RO-FA and why everyone goes to PFA or MFA?
- Michael Byrnes fucked it up again...
- Aww man.
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Michael

michaels crv is pretty badass ngl.
joe - hey peter
by Doesn'tDriveCRV,ISwear May 25, 2021
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Michael Jackson

a popular singer who died. he made smooth criminal, thriller, etc.
"hey mom lets listen to a song"
"ok, by who?"
"by Michael Jackson"
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Michael

It is the coolest guy on earth at first he is a bit weird but then when you get to know each other well he would do anything for you and he is such a loyal friend he is strong but hardly ever shows it he is smart but he is giving zero f*cks in school and his grades do not matter to him he has a huge dick and has the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen and he has a huge general knowledge
IDK HOW TO DO A SENTENCE WITH MICHAEL LMFAIJDNSCIJNEDn
by LOSERTHE3 January 21, 2022
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