Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 341: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 343: Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Daigles law

When ever a boy with the last name Daigle is talking or paying attention to you you must say cheese and write cheese on Any surface he is near

Daigles law is active when taking to someone with last name daigle

by EverytrikYT February 8, 2025

Tears Law

A level 5 crashout based around fake graffiti

Matts crashing out because Lewis put snow spray on his car, this is such a tears Law Crashout!

by Buke Lruce February 10, 2025

Bird Law

A fly-by-night law put in place to target an issue, usually not well thought out and breaking many laws in the first place. i.e. Manchester,NH just enacted a law making it illegal to have a shopping cart in public spaces ( targeting the homeless) and anybody bringing their cart out to their car at a store, technically.

Instead of trying to house the homeless they enacted some Bird law which puts anybody at risk who uses a shopping cart not just the homeless.

by Ben0Fishel February 11, 2025

detroit's law

the compulsion that possesses the residents of detroit to repeatedly inform those around them that they are from detroit

"how do you know someone is from detroit? they let you know they're from detroit" (detroit's law)

by bloog the scholar February 12, 2025

Strabo's Law

"The more anti-White a woman is, the greater the chance is that she's dating a White guy."

First coined by preeminent Twitter scholar Jim Strabo.

Person 1: "Did you see that Ketanji Brown Jackson is married to a white dude?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, that's a perfect example of Strabo's Law."
Basil: "Wait, don't you mean Basil's Law?"
Both Persons: "No."

by Not Jim Strabo February 13, 2025

Cameron's Law

Cameron’s Law proposes that there always exists an infographic tailored to support any claim. Particularly used to describe the growing amount of infographic material reposted on Instagram stories, Cameron's Law describes the phenomena that for every assertion there is a corresponding infographic.

"Hey guy, let me show you this infographic"
"Man, there's an infographic for everything out there"
"Dude, that's just Cameron's Law"

by bloog the scholar February 13, 2025