mage kid

A huge dork that plays kid games as an adult.

Mage kid is playing Splatoon 2.

by Thebananaman64 December 5, 2017

k kid

Term used to show you don't give a F*CK because they are showing off or just to shame for fun.

That Annoying Friend: "Hey guys I finally have a A+ in Pre-Calc!
Me: "k kid."

by Mr_Dantor September 7, 2016

Zoo kid

The kids at the zoo That you always see in wheel chairs and look like they are aliens but are just really autistic.

We almost won the game but chris was a zoo kid and lost the game

by ACapyBara January 23, 2018

adidas kid

A what to be poor kid, but wears expensive closing that his/thott's mom bought for it.

Rice gum is an adidas kid.

by Hammyg January 24, 2018

Kid Cock

1. a nickname for KID ROCK. He doesn't know if he's country, rock or rap so he mixes all three genres together. Yet that's the only positive thng you can say about him, if you can find one. He styles himself as 'Bullgod', 'Rock'n'Roll Jesus', 'American Badass' and other titles but he's a Number One asshole. When he isn't supporting Donnie Douchebag TraitortrashTrump, he writes pornographic boastful songs about his COCK. He thinks women are good for nothing but giving head to 'music gods' like himself. His 2001 CD 'Cocky' lives up to its name in more ways than one. He always tells everyone to kiss his ass and everybody is a 'faggot' in his vocabulary.

2. any lippy immature sassybrat sociopathic shit head that you don't invite to social gatherings because all they do is make pompous asses of themselves talking trash, slamming others and telling uncouth penis and potty jokes. Such people often brag in detail about their sex experiences and make dirty put-down jokes on others in order to appear 'macho'. They ain't in the least. Trump-lovers generally fall into this definition.

1. In 2015 the Rolling Stones came to my university football stadium and they needed an opening act, Kid Cock was available. The stadium was only a third full when he played, with a Confederate flag behind him he sang/rapped songs about his cock, flipped the bird repeatedly (all his CDs and/or Cd trays have that gesture) and made a total douchebag of himself. He brayed that he wanted all the woman on the stage with HIM (so they'd suck his dick). His swag booths had T-shirts and trench coats stating on the back, 'U NEVER MET A MOTHER FUCKER QUITE LIKE ME'. He shames himself worse than any critic ever could. Kid Cock refers himself by the ugliest epithet in the American + Canadian English lexicon, he calls himself a MOTHERFUCKER. HE said it, not me.

2. Lewis is always bragging about his dick, running his mouth about others by calling them 'virgins' whether they are or not. always bragging about the 'pussy' he gets yet he has five kids from various women, spreads the clap around and talks about nothing but sex. He's a Kid Cock and a fan of Kid Rock and his juvenile music. He supports Trump too.

3. Look at Richard wearing that Kid Cock shirt. He's calling himself a MOTHERFUCKER! Hey, you! Yes, you! You stupid MOTHERFUCKER! You know what you are, you white trailer trash Trump-loving Kid Cock fan! MOTHERFUCKER!!! HAHAHA!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 4, 2021

21 Kid

A god among us, he decides the worlds fate every 9/10/21 destroy every person who claims 9+10=19

21 Kid is here and he thinks you stoopid

NOOOOOOO

by An Autistic Boi September 10, 2021

Kiddion kid

Generally a kid in gta 5 who teleports to you and kills you in god mode and talks mad shit if he/she kills you. Thinks they are king/queen of the world and can’t he stopped. Can’t afford a real menu so gets kicked by real modders easily.

I just got killed by this kiddion kid someone please kick him.

by HELL999UPSIDE September 13, 2021