Bobby Bitch Tits

A man with abnormally saggy breast. Other characteristics may include a hog-like face, illegal hands, and playing shitty solos.

Look at that Bobby Bitch Tits, he sure has some droopy nipples.

by death's head November 26, 2009

"Tits on my ass!"

It's when you're fooling around and you get in such a position that her tits are actually on your ass. This is not great for easy access stimulation since it is a awkward position, but erotic nonetheless. It can also be used as an expression of grief, since it reminds one of better times.

Guy 1: Dude, we're gonna miss our boat.
Guy 2: Really? I thought we had plenty of time.
Guy 1: Yeah. This always happens.
Guy 2: Fuck... Aww, "tits on my ass!"

by Richie Sexon January 1, 2008

twisting your tit

The female equivalent of busting your balls

"Chill out, I'm just twisting your tit"

by Kasai_xo January 27, 2017

Bitch tits mcalpine

Someone being a bitch tits mcalpine is very good for the soul but bad for the mind.

Barry bee: “imagine shrek fucking lil huddy.”
Fiona: “you’re a bitch tits mcalpine!”

by The minecraft thot February 18, 2020

Dirty tit slide

Butt sex finished with a tit fuck and money shot.

I heard she did a dirty tit slide at the party.

by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018

bike her tits

When your motorboat goes wrong and she ends up giving you a titwank and facial.

The hott cheese girl at ASDA got laid yesterday, she let me bike her tits.

by GoodOldMeth September 11, 2015

Bust His Tits

The act of beating someone so violently you infer you may rupture their breast.

If Mike doesn't stop running his cock sucker I'm going to take him outside and bust his tits.

by Chicken Kicker August 24, 2014