National Suck Dick Day

Everyday! Call your boyfriend over!

Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny

by I’m very honest March 29, 2020

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Suck a soup stick

synonym for suck a dick

Bro 50 Shades of Grey is a bad book

Suck a soup stick dude

by ThisisrealIpromise March 30, 2020

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National suck a dick day

April 19th being the day you someones dick to whom you feel comfortable with like a boyfriend or a best friend or even your side piece Becky

Did you here Becky done stuff on national suck a dick day

by Big up the tb April 18, 2020

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dish sucking

Cleaning the dishes thoroughly and is completely sucked clean.

The master chef is quite into dish sucking.

by jiggly jiggle February 19, 2020

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Sucking the orange teat

Getting drunk on mimosas.

Tre has been sucking the orange teat kinda hard today... is he okay?

by Mr. McDude-Fellow February 28, 2020

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When it’s 1957 and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev orders the mass oral sexual stimulation of all of the USSR’s great comrades. All females are required to recite the whole USSR National Song while preforming the stimulation. After which the man then stands up and pours a full liter of true Russian Vodka on the female.

For example:

Vladimir: Mikhail, did Olga preform the Soviet Suck last night?

Mikhail: Yes comrade, May the CCCP last forever.

Both: For the motherland.

by Красная Ракета February 29, 2020

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