ass in the bag

A sure thing, especially when referring to a sexual conquest or goal.

Zaphod's got nothing to worry about with that bar maid, she's ass in the bag.

by Pookasydi October 21, 2008

germ bag

Germ bag is usually someone who carries a lot of germs and transmits his germs in a closed environment such as the office, school, or a gym

The germ bag got me sick again

by fwyflyer January 22, 2014

booger bag

A very small plastic bag of cocaine. The chunk is about the size of a booger, thus the name booger bag. You'll get geeked for ten minutes and then call everyone you know trying to sell something to get more.

Sup bro. Bring me that O and I'll toss you a booger bag bruh.

by Fartknockerass April 17, 2014

Big bagged

When you get down right drunk and spew philosophical and scientific nonsense

Man, I went home last night and watched the Big Bang theory and got big bagged. By the end of the bottle I was reciting the periodic table and quoting Aristotle.

by ranman232323 September 22, 2014

Fun bags

Boobs, breasts, or tits on an older woman or cougar

David: Did you see Mrs. Lennon's fun bags?

Sarah: How can I not?

by Ejp2000 November 11, 2014

Bag lag

When a male has been sitting for quite some time and the relative humidity of the area has caused his scrotum to adhere to the inside of his thigh

"Oh man, I hate it when I get bag lag in public."

by cubcan January 5, 2015

Duffel Bagged

The act of consuming too much alcohol then trying to jam your soft penis, also known as whiskey dick into a condom then inside the vagina or asshole. Picture a duffel bag being jammed up against a brick wall.

Tyler: How'd it go last night?

John: Dude, It went Awesome I totally Duffle Bagged the shit out of Alyssa last night.

Tyler: What the fuck is duffel bagged?

John: It is when your dick is too soft and you try to jam it into a condom and then into the vagina or ass.

by John Bondage January 8, 2015