Wet Noodle

Getting head while eating pasta.

Honey go fix some spaghetti so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.

by Druburr March 7, 2022

Wichita Wet-Nap

What you get when you spit on really dry toilet paper so that it resembles a moist toilette.

Man that tp was so dry in there, I had to make myself a Wichita Wet-Nap so I didn't just bleed out in the stall.

by Krabnutz July 27, 2021

Wet Drip

When your outfit is very fly

"wow that wet drip you've got there is pretty rad" said Gene

by ImAnOldMan November 24, 2023

Phantom Wetness

When you feel like you are getting wet but really your not

Hey is there a hole in my boot? Huh feels like my foot is getting wet. Must be phantom wetness.

by snake ruiz September 27, 2012

Wet Melvin

Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.

“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”

“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”

by robbiekates November 1, 2017

hot wet bomb

When you cum really hard in somebody's face. Jizz jazz jizz.
Not to be confused with anything faces related

I just made a hot wet bomb on him

by hotwetbombzz January 16, 2019

Louisiana wet wipe

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with

It was a messy situation back there and no wipes so i had to make/use a Louisiana wet wipe

by Joewolfe January 31, 2021