double decker tits

Woman (or man) who has breasts, but also has a ring of fat over the top of the pants, giving the illusion that they have two rows of breasts.

Check that out, she's got double decker tits! So big that they had to make her a double decker.

by bpt January 18, 2009

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"Tits on my ass!"

It's when you're fooling around and you get in such a position that her tits are actually on your ass. This is not great for easy access stimulation since it is a awkward position, but erotic nonetheless. It can also be used as an expression of grief, since it reminds one of better times.

Guy 1: Dude, we're gonna miss our boat.
Guy 2: Really? I thought we had plenty of time.
Guy 1: Yeah. This always happens.
Guy 2: Fuck... Aww, "tits on my ass!"

by Richie Sexon January 1, 2008

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tit-o-end

When you don't want things to end

He broke up with me, but I don't want tit-o-end.

by Msniss June 11, 2015

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Knocking your tits

When you are playing a joke on your friends, and you finally tell them that you were lying

No I wasn’t actually in the hospital, I was just knocking your tits.

No my penis isn’t the same size as a baby carrot, I was just knocking your tits

Naw baby, I was just knocking your titties, I didn’t sleep with your mom

by Ruandon April 28, 2019

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big tit tax

The emotional, sexual and/or just brazenly financial currency that woman, well-endowed by nature or science, trade in.

Man, I really dig Michele. She has one hell of a righteous rack ! But I just can’t afford the Big Tit Tax … my wallet is not fat enough, my dick isn’t long enough and my heart surely isn’t into it.

by brain child ! April 1, 2016

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