Old Turkey

Old Turkey is a nickname for anyone who is old, wrinkly, and really tan.

John Gilmore is so tan, old, and wrinkly he is an old turkey.

by aidin jhvvnvbj December 14, 2018

100 years old

An age.

She is nearly 100 years old.

by Debskelly1985 March 18, 2023

Old Sneako

A genius, moments before losing sight of the honourable path they were once on.

I miss the Old Sneako

by Knickers in Paris October 6, 2023

old El Paso

A passive aggressive way of saying someone else is being passive aggressive. Designed to diffuse tension if being used face to face, or to bring humor to an anecdote when re telling a story.

I’m sick of Mitzy being all Old El Paso.

Or, in person- “hmmm somebody’s being a bit Old El Paso….”

by Smartmouth78 August 12, 2023

40-year-old furgin

When you see a millennial in their mid 30-40s at Walmart wearing a fake tail in the pets department.

Did you just see that 40-year-old furgin walk by with a Lola Bunny spanking T-shirt on?

by He_does_pro-laps August 20, 2021

17 years and 364 days old

When you get treated like a baby.

Person: I am 17 years and 364 days old.
Other person: damn bro you cooked 💀

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 13, 2025

squirrely old fuck

An old dude on a meth bender who’s eyes usually point in different directions.

When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!

by Cocknocks July 13, 2022