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Wet spooning

When you’re spooning with a girl and fall asleep, only to wake up and find out you had a wet dream while spooning her.
Dude last night I accidentally caught myself wet spooning with Sarah, good thing she didn’t wake up and find out! It would’ve been embarrassing!
by Jdawg14 December 7, 2018
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Wet chapstick

When ur partner puts wet chapsticks all over there asshole. Then you have anal sex. After you have oral sex and that’s how you put on wet chapstick
Baby come put some wet chapstick on me
by Wet chapstick February 10, 2021
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Wet Lava

A highly debated topic on the internet that will probably be the cause of WIII. Retards believe lava can be wet while dumbasses believe lava cannot be wet.
Jump into a pit of wet lava to see if it is, faggot.
by soulessbones January 20, 2022
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San Francisco wet wipe

When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
That shit was so messy I had to use a San Francisco wet wipe
by Damon184 June 11, 2025
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wet peacock

1. When a gay/queer male tries vagina for the first time.

2. An undercover straight male. A straight male posing as gay.
Due to the pressures of solidarity or fear of being disowned by the LGBTQ community Jared is afraid to come out as straight. He is a wet peacock.

Jared is known to be gay, but had sex with Vanessa. It was his first time having heterosexual intercourse. He is a wet peacock.
by Serious Jorge September 3, 2019
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wet living

A lifestyle that involves combating the effects of chronic dry mouth. Involves heavy consumption of saliva-inducing and saliva-replacing foods and liquids.
Her mouth was drier than the Atacama, so she looked into wet living
by luciusnutt April 3, 2013
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pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.
Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.
by Notsobrite June 25, 2022
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